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21 | he/they | ace/biro

[constant-diablerie]

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

[scholar-hect]

Burned halfway into December.

[eksterllently-weird]

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

[kaedien]

thank god he’s okay

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[cunninglinguist-69]

[garaviel]

[butchfagminotaur]

it bothers me so much seeing tall women feel insecure and unattractive because they’re tall when in fact tall women are so unbelievably hot

[kissyoulikealover]

girls 🗣 want 🗣 green 🗣 couches 🗣

[unidentifiedspoon]

been thinkin about this lately and i think i want a small life. not a BAD life n not an ISOLATED life n not a CLOSED life but just. small. with defined boundaries. i want a job that will sustain me that doesn't require exhaustion to survive. i want a place to live that's big enough for me to choose every part of it; just enough shelf for mugs i love, just enough cabinet for a neat set of paints, just enough closet for clothes i actually like wearing not just ones i tolerate. i want to do little routines and make small batches of things and be a regular somewhere. i just want to have something contained and clear that's mine, mine, mine

[sea-mists]

feels like every few weeks I have to relearn how to exist, that I do need to sit in the sun and move my body and not drink too much coffee and dress in clothes that make me feel good and talk to my friends and journal and get off my phone sometimes and eat vegetables and drink more tea and generally reclaim the space in my life for myself ya know

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.

[voxmyriad]

[plumslices]

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[will-o-the-witch]

"Objects have masculine and feminine energies across the board" is the funniest take I've heard all day. Like binarism aside imagine seeing a frozen pizza and being like "ah yes this is a MAN"

It's not male or female it's digiorno

[themori-witch]

Thank you for making me laugh so much, @will-o-the-witch. I'm in tears over this

[traegorn]

Nonbinary icon, Digiorno pizza.

[will-o-the-witch]

Y'all I'm crying

[999moreyears]

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

[999moreyears]

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one

[hollowboobtheory]

OH SHE DIED

[albertcamusofficial]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]