a phantastic girl.

hi, i'm ros; a 18 year old demigod who likes and dan and phil and writes trash. | spanish little shit. | cabin 12 trash. | i'm losttlester on instagram.

[deathclassic]

yeah but no one actually cares about phil...

reblog this if you disagree with this anon thanks 

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[counterbants-blog]

danishighpitched

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[badpjoideas]

EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT PERCY JACKSON AND THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH TAKES PLACE IN AN IKEA

[danielbear]

when dan is laughing but trying to say “what” at the same time and he ends up going “WHOHOOHOHOO WHOOOHOOHOOHOO” reblog if u agree

[kissmelou]

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

[je-ne-suis-pas-un-oiseau]

Free pizza is cancelled

[classyroar]

Why would you even say something like that

[dameronfinn]

“so are you attracted to guys or girls?”

[therelatableimages]

[curlsandhairdye-blog]

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

[unfinishedmelody]

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

[partofthegreekchorus]

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

[cute-suggestions]

shoutout to everyone with social anxiety or really bad/low self esteem who gets themselves up and goes to school everyday, or musters up the courage to leave the house, y'all are the real mvp and i love you

[tomhardyaf]

if you're emotionally unstable because of shameless clap your hands

[lost-percy-blog]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[celestialchameleon-deactivated2]

I am “The Scream;” and you are Edvard Munch, painting pain all around me.

(via celestialchameleon)

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

[lost-percy-blog]

PJO/HOO characters as things my friends have said (spring 2017 edition)

Nico: The gods got halfway through me and said "it's useless" and threw me in the reject pile yet here i am!

Sally: *notices divorce papers* OwO what's this?

Percy: I SCREAM BUT THE GODS WON'T LISTEN

Annabeth: Appreciate my science you ungrateful mango

Octavian: Do you fuk wit da war?

Paul blofis: I look like the creepy uncle at the barbecue who comments too much on your khaki shorts

Leo: FUCK PIZZA CRUST *proceeds to try and make a sassy exit but instead face plants into the ground*

Jason: *whispers* who am-*sings loudly* WHO AM I

Hazel: Like this vine if you've ever..... Died.... Inside Before

Reyna: I'm starting a new band called "Tragically Queer". You can find us collabing with panic at the dick in the near future.

Frank: Leave me and my bae alone you meme lords

Piper: might as well call me your waitress CUS I'M GONNA BE SERVIN UP SOME TEA FOR YOU TONIGHT LADIES

Will: My mom said i can't hang out tonight

[peachou]

d&p dancing on your dash

[justpercyjacksonthings]

Parent-Teacher Conferences at CHB

Mortal Parent: How’s my son doing?

Dionysus: *looks at camper*

Dionysus: *looks back at parent*

Dionysus: I have never seen this boy in my life

[justpercyjacksonthings]

Parent-Teacher Conferences at CHB

Mortal Parent: How’s my son doing?

Dionysus: *looks at camper*

Dionysus: *looks back at parent*

Dionysus: I have never seen this boy in my life