[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[dancingnakedincandlelight]

In German the suffix -chen means little, Eichhörn-chen means squirrel, implying the existence of one giant Eichhorn

[lsleofskye]

[lostbohemianpoet]

Your mistakes don't define you.

They unite you.

Your "flaws" aren't set-backs.

They set you apart.

And underneath it all we are all the same:

Breathing the same air, pumping blood

with the same heart.

[lostbohemianpoet]

Listen. This is for you

I want to tell you something and I want you to listen.

There is nothing wrong with you. You are exactly how you are supposed to be.

There is nothing wrong with the world. The world is exactly how it is supposed to be.

Everything is so ugly. And everything is so beautiful.

The things you think are wrong with you are what makes you unique and human and beautiful.

You were born with a superpower. You feel and see things that most people cannot see. Your emotions are your biggest strength. But nothing comes for free. It will wear you down and wear you out. You will feel hopeless and lost and worthless. But you will climb up again from the dark to the highest heights and brightest lights. And love harder than you thought possible. And be so very very human.

The pain you feel now is the price for pay for that happiness.

There is nothing wrong with you. You are exactly how you are supposed to be.

And you are perfect to me.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[nyxetoile]

I got one of these Rexes for my 7 year old dino loving son and I don’t think he’s had as much fun with it as this person.

[she-s-a-shy-one]

REXCELLENT OMFG

[boosyboo9206]

Never not reblog Wexter and her extreme chompin.

[iamktb13-deactivated20210915]

Solis

What if I told you that I’m at war with outer space?

And what if I told you watching through window panes won’t keep you safe?

Because in my world, the glass on the ground doesn’t glitter like stars

And in my world, the thought of peace is more foreign than the planet Mars

It’s strange how

everything stays the same the more you change

And it’s crazy when

we fault the games we choose to play in the first place

Charting new constellations, I’m the daughter of the Sun

Like fire in my dreams, I catch to everything I touch

So why is it my feet can move but I can’t run?

Why is it I can’t stop myself before I burn too much?

It’s sick when

giving in to the black hole feels better than the bitterness and

It’s infuriating how

I could be the Sun and you would still look at me like I’m Icarus

Yet I stared down Death in a tarot card and here I am with you

I’m all tender crescent smiles, over-the-moon blue

My heart still has a beat but the blood just can’t seem to make it through

I look up at the sky at night and still I haven’t got a clue

KTB

[lostbohemianpoet]

Wow...

[lostbohemianpoet]

There is a string holding the moon

In the sky. The metal bars of gates and

Fences are set backgrounds. Your eyes burn

Me like the sun would if it wasn't just a

Lamp on my bedside table. It's switched

Off now. And I have my fake moon. And your

Sad smile and my sadness.

[mothurs]

i spend every night thinking of you

[bruwho]

@audriestorme

[lostbohemianpoet]

I still say goodnight to you.

My phone suggests incorrectly

And tries to put your name where it

No longer belongs.

Your bitmoji is not where she should be

On my map. And it's absence is

A reminder of what I've lost.

And my body tenses up

As I try to stop the panic and tears

From coming.

[timbllr]

[lostbohemianpoet]

[lostbohemianpoet]

Tonight I Can Write The Saddest Lines

Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example,‘The night is shattered and the blue stars shiver in the distance.’ The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one I held her in my arms I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. She loved me sometimes, and I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines. To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her. To hear the immense night, still more immense without her. And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture. What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is shattered and she is not with me. This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight searches for her as though to go to her. My heart looks for her, and she is not with me. The same night whitening the same trees. We, of that time, are no longer the same. I no longer love her, that’s certain, but how I loved her. My voice tried to find the wind to touch her hearing. Another’s. She will be another’s. Like my kisses before. Her voice. Her bright body. Her inifinite eyes. I no longer love her, that’s certain, but maybe I love her. Love is so short, forgetting is so long. Because through nights like this one I held her in my arms my soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. Though this be the last pain that she makes me suffer and these the last verses that I write for her.

[lostbohemianpoet]

[lostbohemianpoet]

You are made of light.

But you are filled too full and

It comes out of the cracks in

Your skin. How can you expect

To not blind those close to you?

Sometimes it burns their fingertips

And they drift off away.

The light dims But

The sun does not need apologise

For shining. Without it, there is only

This darkness. Forever.

[lostbohemianpoet]

Nothing will show you how little power words actually have than hearing an I love you when you don't believe it.

[lostbohemianpoet]

I never told you

That I think you're

The best person I know.

I never told you that kindness

And sweetness and small

Acts are as important

As giant displays of

Philanthropy, which seldom

Go unrecognised.

I never said how you

Keep getting better.

How I feel bashful

Knowing your goodness.