[sad-yonsei-deactivated20220918]

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

[banderboucher]

[theanimalmemes]

[dark-waves]

[paprika]

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

[glyndaliker]

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

[yourbigsisnissi]

Before you get mad at your partner for not doing what you expect them to do, Stop and ask yourself “have I ever communicated to them that I have this expectation?” If you have not, it’s unfair to expect them to read your mind.

So many arguments are saved by just opening your mouth and saying “hey hun, in the future can you….” Whether its articulating how you like to be loved, supported, or communicated with, you have to open your mouth. Your soul mate (IMO) isn’t the person that just always knows what you need when you need it without you telling them. Your soul mate is the person who hears your needs and thinks “I have no problem doing that because I love this person with my whole heart”

So check your attitude and open your mouth. Closed mouths don’t get fed.

[animalsnaps]

[steviestevington]

[champagne-zaddy]

Oh myyy goodddddddddd

[basemall]

[retrotrash-deactivated20180109]

[noseforahtwo]

I’ve never seen it put so succinctly.

This.

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[senseitive]

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[saying]

[pigmenting]

I’ve hoarded your name in my mouth for months. My throat is a beehive pitched in the river. Look! Look how long this love can hold its breath.

Sierra DeMulder, from “Your Love Finds Its Way Back” in Today Means Amen (via podencos)

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