Just a Lost Elf

Fandom-Hopping Writer and Wannabe Artist | 18+ content, Dead Dove (properly tagged)

[lostelfwriting]

Hey, I'm Lost_Elf or just Elf, and this is my pinned post.

I offer commissions (see above), I post on AO3, and I'm on Ko-Fi (you can tip me)! Here is my Sandman fic masterlist.

[lostelfwriting]

A dead ladybug in a sea of glitter and sugar (2025)

[wolf-and-raven-dreaming]

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[lostelfwriting]

I'd die for little Dream 😍🥰😍😍😍😍

[lostelfwriting]

I discovered the reusable cup hoard pipeline:

"I need a reusable cup, it's ecological." >>> "I should get a spare one, in case this one is dirty and I don't have the time to wash it." >>> "Hmm, I got a white one and a blue one, but not the green one..." >>> "They released yet another one, better collect them all!" >>> "That's not even a part of the line I'm collecting but I want it. I want them ALL!"

[totenfy]

[dogboywilson]

[imagodetectiveversion]

happy pride to lesbian bullies (step on me)

[petite-madame]

Superwholock (+ guests) : Happy Birthday Doctor! - (2024)

"Hey, angel! Why are we even here? It's the fifth time we're celebrating the Doc's birthday this year! Being a time traveler, it doesn't even make sense anymore! He's so old, I'm sure he doesn't even remember how old he is anyway. And there are two of them today? Shall we celebrate this one's birthday too? How does this even WORK?

Can you behave for a minute? We are here because it's fun, because it's a great occasion to be together again, and because he's our FRIEND. We are enjoying ourselves!

Are we? I mean, is he going to regenerate and go PshHhiTt at the same time as the candles? *That* would be entertaining!"

[petite-madame]

Three Times - (2024)

Three times Sherlock and John couldn't resist kissing in the London means of transportation.

[lostelfwriting]

So apparently the next step in my descent into Johnlock madness is writing a good old BDSM AU.

When he presented the result papers at home, Sherlock expected his brother to sneer, to be angry that his little brother won the genetic lottery (as far as the paper claimed, anyway), but Mycroft remained impassive. “Congratulations, little brother. I hope you are satisfied.” For a frightening moment, Sherlock thought that Mycroft saw right through him, but that was the last time his brother acted like that, and Sherlock convinced himself that it was just his paranoia speaking. He was, after all, developing symptoms of anxiety and other disorders now that he was forcing himself to ignore the natural instincts that began bothering him more and more as he got older.

Sherlock had his parents fooled and he had his school fooled as well. He was not only respected as a Dom – asexual but dominant, the image that he painstakingly built for himself – but successful in school as well. He would have graduated early, despite his growing anxieties, depression and other symptoms, if he didn’t come across cocaine and later heroin. By the time it was time for his final exams, he was so deep in addiction he couldn’t tell you what school he was supposed to be attending. A few weeks later, Mycroft personally escorted him to a private and discreet rehab centre, and when Sherlock got out, he was not interested in school any longer.

Sherlock is a sub hiding as a Dom. Everyone knows where the story goes, lol. Surprisingly fluffy and consensual for coming from me, though. XD

[lostelfwriting]

When you read a fic so good you can't read another one right away because nothing can compare to the one you just read and you wouldn't be able to fully appreciate it.

[lostelfwriting]

TMI? Definitely personal.

Due to my upbringing, I have trouble with raised voices and shouting. It triggers me terribly. Now I'm reading a fic where there is a lot of shouting and arguing and I feel like I'm on cocaine. It feels so good to read it??? I never realised I could confront this particular trauma the same way I confront others.

[lostelfwriting]

I've read so many Johnlock fanfics in the past few days that there is police tape coming out of my ears instead of ear wax. I think I need medical attention. Send help.

[gabessquishytum]

A superpower that I wish I had is the ability to have more than one WIP at a time :') unfortunately I have a very small brain and there is only room for one (1) thing

[lostelfwriting]

Can we trade places pls? I have like 15 WIPs I'm working on at the same time and nothing is getting done, not to mention the WIPs that aren't currently getting attention but will be again one day. 😅

[gabessquishytum]

Drug ring leader Dream and undercover agent Hob who's supposed to gather evidence on the mob but instead becomes friends with everyone involved under unusual circumstances (someone catches a bullet for him, someone saves his cat's life, he spends 12 hours stuck in an elevator with someone and they chat the whole time, etc...) and falls in love with the leader.

-🚒

This is amazing. It would be particularly hilarious is Hob gets sent in because he's like, the most hardened and grizzled agent in the entire force. He's a real tough guy with an unspecified dark past, and everyone has total faith that he'll do the job, gather the evidence and bring down the drug ring without a hitch.

Unfortunately Hob also happens to have a big heart - it's just buried under layers of trauma. And it slowly gets revealed as the people working for Dream’s gang are actually nice to him (a whole lot nicer than Hob’s bosses and handlers actually). He gets invited for home cooked meals, game nights, even a freaking book club! Matthew, one of the gang's getaway drivers, fixes up Hob’s car. A lovely accountant called Lucienne who does the money laundering for the gang helps Hob to figure out his pension scheme.

Dream himself is a total sex god, as far as Hob is concerned. For a drug dealer he certainly has a very good taste in clothes (although everything is of course black), and he and the rest of the gang essentially live in a palace. He's beautiful and aristocratic and Hob wants to worship him within about 5 minutes of making his acquaintance.

Dream totally knows that Hob is an undercover agent (it was pretty obvious) but he's rather amused by the idea of having a pet agent. The rest of the gang like Hob just fine, even Cori the bodyguard who originally advocated for torturing him "just a little". Hob is basically harmless, and his cat is very very cute. And if the boss likes him...

The boss likes him a lot. Enough to get Hob locked up in his own handcuffs and cuffed to the bed posts in Dream’s bedroom! Which, coincidentally, is exactly where Hob wants to be <3

[lostelfwriting]

Help, I fell in a rabbit hole of Johnlock fanfics and I can't get out

[apolladay]

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