Lost Lawyer

brand new baby lawyer, just a little lost. 

[bringlawyersandguns]

that feel when you pass the bar

[12b6]

I’m like the most confident person with low self esteem you will ever meet 

[bringlawyersandguns]

me

[schedulea]

WHEN OPPOSING COUNSEL REFUSES TO COMPLY WITH THE RULES

[bringlawyersandguns]

when clients call you at six in the morning

[lawschoolruinedme]

When The Claim Has A Counterclaim, Crossclaim, and Third Party Claim

[veronicastpierre]

That 2017 #look

[maritsa-met-deactivated20210227]

On the other side of the dressy scale there was a 7 months pregnant lawyer sitting on the floor at IAD

[tami-taylors-hair]

At O’Hare there was a lawyer who was about five minutes away from giving birth sitting there in her sweatpants with a sign that said “I’m a lawyer and I speak Hindi/Urdu”. Just her and her sign and supersized tea from McDonalds. 

[revengeoftehblackbirb-blog]

I’ll say it again. MOSTLY WOMEN.

[themasculinevoice]

Why does their being mostly women matter?

[gwynerso]

Because, statistically speaking, 64% of lawyers in the United States are men, meaning that the majority of the demographic showing up should reflect this. It is also interesting to note that only 27% of American born lawyers are female- that means that a lot of these women are likely immigrants or foreign born. We have a majority of women showing up in a field where they are a minority; women who dropped everything to help defend human rights and the country. There’s no cis-male equivalency to pregnancy, but if you fail to see the importance and stength of a woman who might feasibly go into labour at any second still standing up for what is right and good whilst the majority of politicians are cowering, then I can’t help you.

[profeminist]

Why most of the lawyers you see battling Trump’s immigration order are women

[sanguinarysanguinity]

“I have been working non-stop for three days and I have not made a penny,” [said a female lawyer who had been at a Texas airport and asked not to be quoted by name]. A friend, who is a male immigration lawyer, went on vacation over the weekend, she said, because he felt it wouldn’t be lucrative. “Male immigration lawyers look at this and say ‘This is not a business opportunity for me,’” she said. 

[12b6]

Funny how we regularly turn down job applications for law student internships for having a typo in their cover letters but having three different women publicly accuse you of sexual assault doesn’t stop you from being hired for the highest possible legal job in the country 

[lostlawyer]

And by funny we mean fuckin outrageous

[voirdiredear-deactivated2019083]

This is the most amazing introductory paragraph to an opinion I’ve ever seen.

[12b6]

calling opposing counsels like

[12b6]

Seeing dating profiles indicating “future lawyer”

me, a present lawyer:

[dangerkeith3000x]

“And I’ll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?”

[voirdiredear-deactivated2019083]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[milestellers]

[katticuspfinch]

[legallybeagle]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lostlawyer]

Sharing this again because it’s pre thanksgiving week which means I saw not one not two but three gentlemen I went to high school with today and ALL THREE WERE WITH THEIR MOTHERS.

For the briefest of moments i genuinely couldn’t tell if it was 2018 or 2008.