NoLongerBlonde

Made the username before i got lesbian broken up with and had to become a baddie

[lostmyblondevirginity]

shes never met a boy quite like like me before

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[threedollarsdotcom]

Scientists looking for new ways for girls to kiss

scientists working lots in the lab examining each others lips

[raisinchallah]

i feel like im pretentious about repression or whatever like oh they can identify and name their repressed desires thats like the boring level one repression wheres the level of repression where they cant even begin to contemplate their own desires because contemplating them is a slippery slope to actually having desires which is a slippery slope to everything

[lostmyblondevirginity]

wish people stalked my blog :(

[misrable-angel]

do you ever wonder if people have a crush on you

[valtsv]

i understand the appeal of vampires cradling you in a parody of a lover's embrace while they feed on you i absolutely get it. however ☝️ i will always insist that the person being fed on embracing, holding in place, or even pulling the vampire back in for more when they try to stop themselves is infinitely more erotic. especially if there's a hint of visible revulsion in it; an instinctual repulsion that nearly overrules any desire. even more so if either party is tormented by soul-crushing guilt and disgust with themselves in the aftermath.

[valtsv]

yes i can appreciate the conceptual appeal of a beautiful humanoid apex predator literally pursuing you like water in the desert but i think that everyone should be more conflicted and not having a great time about it

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[lostmyblondevirginity]

i hate all my clothes and im also ugly

i will also never find love

[threedollarsdotcom]

the aborted fourth dollar theory is correct

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Fridge in a survival game

[spearxwind]

I made a new oc but I am missing a name so I am consulting the only expert I know that can give me what I want: baby name sites ran by white american moms.

Oh yeah baby here we fucking go

[lostmyblondevirginity]

when do i get the tumblr mutual whos gonna match my FREAK ?????

[sonna-koto-nai-neh]

[mousegirlheart]

me in the pussy if im fully honest

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[x2m]

I love violent women