Sing Me To Sleep

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[lostmymemorygilbert]

lostmymemorygilbert

"I just want to remember everything."

 Indie TVD OC RP Blog.

Mun & muse are both 18+.

Triggers will be tagged.

Fandom, crossover, au, OC friendly.

Will rp with any fandom.

Been roleplaying on Tumblr for 2+ years.

Doesn’t do reblog karma.

HOME | BIO | ASK | STARTERS

[toasteed]

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[lostmymemorygilbert]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[allyrpss]

                                                       I was dying                                             to h e a r someone say

                                               That I did not need                                          to try so hard to be perfect                                  That i was enough and it was okay

[lostmymemorygilbert]

"..."

"Why do you have porn magazines?"

[smutxmemes]

Send "You belong to me." to see how my muse reacts.

               requested by imaragequitter

[lostmymemorygilbert]

DOMESTIC STARTERS

"Can't we just stay home today?"

"Don't answer it - it's probably your boss and your mine today."

"I made you your favorite!"

"I want to move in with you."

"I want a child."

"I want a pet."

"You should make me breakfast in bed. Because you love me."

"Get your cute ass back into bed."

"Scoot over. I want to be under the blanket too."

"____ swore today. They get it off you."

"What do you think of this outfit?"

"Please hold me."

"Kisses won't make it better, but you can try."

"Did you have a good time today?"

"I could watch you all day."

"Time to get up!"

[ofdoeeyes-archive]

hiccup-theuseless:

when i see a roleplayer of the same muse:

when the roleplayer portrays him/her better:

[the-write-ideas]

Reblog and post the very last picture in your folder.

[itslori-grimes]

Major Roleplaying problems that we have to face everyday.

[lostmymemorygilbert]

Being afraid to talk to a more quality account.

Being afraid to shoot someone an ask.

Being afraid to bother someone who you absolutely admire but you know you’d never be one of their favorite people.

Not bothering to remind them you didn’t get a starter/reply because you believe they dropped it or forget about you.

Seeing they have a close group of friends (“clique”) and not wanting to get in the middle of it. 

[bravelittlelily-blog]

Pitch Perfect - Starter Sentences

I set fires to feel joy.

That’s adorable.

Look, just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic.

I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

Well, at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?

Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.

No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.

I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

I ate my twin in the womb.

Don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a ginger.

I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

could you please get your head out of your ass? It’s not a hat!

I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.

Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?

You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.

Do you want to see a dead body?

Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?

I have a confession to make.

You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.

Not a good enough reason to use the word ‘penetrate.’

[oneeyedsharpshooter]

Reblog if it's alright for your muse to be given Christmas presents by other people's muses

[actionables]

this took embarrassingly long to do, but here you go, your dash is snowing

[officialbrianwilson-deactivated]

dashing through the snow

[ask-the-seahorse-archive-blog]

Send Me A Ship And I'll Tell You Who...

Drinks all of the coffee

Brings up adopting a pet

Kills the bugs

Cooks the meals

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

Initiates the couple selfies 

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Nicknames the other

[memeideas]

Send me "It's just a dream" for my muse's reaction to yours waking them up after having a nightmare.

[bravelittlelily-blog]

Pitch Perfect - Starter Sentences

I set fires to feel joy.

That’s adorable.

Look, just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic.

I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

Well, at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?

Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.

No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.

I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

I ate my twin in the womb.

Don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a ginger.

I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

could you please get your head out of your ass? It’s not a hat!

I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.

Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?

You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.

Do you want to see a dead body?

Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?

I have a confession to make.

You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.

Not a good enough reason to use the word ‘penetrate.’

[dontxprayforme-blog]

             ”What is it you want? I’m busy and New Orleans doesn’t run itself.”

[lostmymemorygilbert]

"I was hoping for a place to stay."

"And if you could turn me."