it is what it is

Brandi, 19, yes hello. Supernatural, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, One Direction. and me generally hating my life please enjoy your visit.

[romanholidau-deactivated2019051]

my whole life is the one episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine

[memewhore]

[monologuedialogue]

Let’s play a game. It’s a pretend game. Go to the mirror and look at your reflection. Now I’m gonna describe a situation to you. You ready? It’s the future. You’re 48 years old. Can you imagine that? You’re 48 years old… and you’re a failure as an artist. I mean, you haven’t completely stopped fighting. You haven’t completely given up the ghost, but…it’s been years and years, and your work hasn’t achieved any real acclaim. Of course you don’t care about acclaim, just as long as you get to keep working. Which is why you haven’t quit. But today you’re feeling particularly fragile. This morning… it’s morning, and you’re getting dressed for work. You work for your uncle selling cars… in New Jersey. It’s a long commute. You’re running late. You’re a car salesman. Used cars. And here’s where you have to use your imagination. What you’re wearing. Look at yourself. Imagine that you’re wearing… a dress shirt, boxers… black socks and nothing else. And you’re tying your tie. You don’t know how to tie a tie. You never learned how. That’s why you need me to help you. I’m your wife. Usually I tie your ties and hang them on the doorknob… so all you have to do is slip them over your head, but I forgot today, so… you need my help. And here’s another thing you have to imagine. You’ve gotten chubby over the years. Your hair has started to thin. Can you imagine that? And today’s one of those days when you look in the mirror… and you wonder if you have any fucking purpose at all in life. You’re having a moment of serious doubt. You’re scared. You’re terrified. And here I am. I’m standing behind you, tying your tie. You, a grown man in your boxers and black socks. I’m standing here like your mother, and I look down at your stomach and… you have love handles. They’re oozing out over your boxers. I reach down, grab them, give them a jiggle… and I say, “Darling… why don’t you take up jogging?” Imagine me saying that to you… just like that. Singsong, like a joke. And you say nothing. There’s nothing you can say. You just have to stand there until I finish. You just have to suck it up. And guess what. It’s just the tip of the iceberg. But it’s that humiliation that will connect you to the rest of us. It’s that feeling that will give your work meaning.

Louise, P.S. (2004)

[lostprison]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: I hope Jesse Pinkman is okay. How did he react to Walter's death? I mean they sort of hated each other but they were also partners. I hope he got the medical attention he needed and deserved. He went through so much and he's going to have PTSD for ages. I know he wasn't using when he was a hostage cook, but, oh my god! The withdrawals, he went through withdrawals that must have been so painful. Like I know he'll quit using once he realizes he needs to in order to fully heal, and he did quit for a while, but sometimes having failed to defeat an addiction can make trying again even harder. Will he ever make peace with his family? If he even tries there's no way they'd understand, the only person who could possibly understand was Walt and he's dead. Will he maybe get in contact with Brock? Or Jane's father? Will he leave Albuquerque? Where would he go? Surely not New Zealand???? That would bring back Jane memories, I mean he healed from Jane after rehab, maybe he'll go there in her honor? And was there any significance about Jane being buried in blue? I mean blue is obviously a theme color in Breaking Bad; In fact there's a few color themes in Breaking Bad, like Skyler with the weird pink and Green scheme, her robe, her bedding, Holly's bedroom...what was that all about? The particular shades of pink and green that were used were just very off-putting, does this represent the discomfort of living in the lower middle class - the very living situation that forced Walter into the meth trade? Or more obviously, Marie, with her purple. Marie's purple obsession must signify that she has obsessive compulsive disorder, I mean OCD and kleptomania just go hand and hand! also Marie is a narcissist which not only is obvious in her character but the wedding portrait above the mantle is just of her rather than her and Hank, signifying that the wedding was more a celebration of Marie rather than a celebration of unity. It's amazing how Hank and Marie go so well together, he's kind of an ass to her sometimes though - but he did let her paint the whole house purple. Like, he was awful wHen he was recovering from that beef with Tuco's cousins, but they're kind of perfect for each other. REALLY HOPE JESSE PINKMAN IS OKAY. Suck my balls Vince Gilligan.

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[lifeinpoetry]

My personal poetry is a failure.                I do not want to be a person.                              I want to be unbearable.

Anne Carson, from “Stanzas, Sexes, Seductions,” Decreation (via lifeinpoetry)

[sapphicdinahlaurels-deactivated]

I have never seen an episode of Hannibal so I don’t know what’s going on other then what I’ve gathered from tumblr which is a gay murder fanfiction came to life

[lostprison]

actual stages of shipping

stage 1: aww hey theyd be cute together mannn what if they kissed that would be so rad ///u///

stage 2: what if they..... maDE OUT. what if they FUCKED

stage 4: ok but what if they talked about their feelings? what if one of them got hurt and the other one got worried and THEN they fucked wouldn't that be grand

stage 5: aw shit can u imagine them getting married aw shit good shit gOOD SHIT

stage 6: kill them. kill one of them. kill the other one. give one of them permanent amnesia. make one have to kill the other. have them fuck and then feel horrible about it. have them ONLY fuck and nothing else. give one of them alzheimer's. muRD E R TH EM

stage 7: wouldnt *sniff* wouldnt it be nice to *snuffle* to see them *blows into a tissue* see them h a p p y

[melchiorgabor]

ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill

[kny111]

when you get home and got the next day off

[jostello]

Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that. 

[chaotic-claire]

conversation with my dog

me: *picks up phone* so humphrey, what music shall we listen to? humphrey: *whines* me: yeah. alt-J it is.

[mossgirl]

“The idea of life without company fell suddenly / it crashed through the ceiling on me / and pinned me to the pine / and a layer of hope and doubt / will crush bones to oil in time”  Alt-J - Pusher (This Is All Yours)

[birdsy-purplefishes]

Some things are nicer to say via spelling than they are actually saying the words. So, like, ‘common’ is a nicer thing to spell than sort of saying it.

alt-J frontman Joe Newman on what’s up with all the spelling lyrics. Gus Unger-Hamilton also added that it’s sort of like code and saying things that you don’t want to say directly. (via birdsy-purplefishes)

[allyourprettyfeelings]

are you fucking kidding me alt-j

[heartamantium]

Basically me every time I read a post about Hannigram not being canon, Will not loving Hannibal and the show not being a story about dark romance between these two. Like SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US HAVE THIS

[naivesansa]

hannibal teenage/high school au: part i dane dehaan as hannibal lecter ezra miller as will graham natalie dormer as bedelia du maurier ellen page as alana bloom sophie turner as freddie lounds

dedicated for: my smol triangle (who also helped with fancasting alana and freddie) & love of my life