Lotf Blog

Headcanons, Incorrect quotes, ships, art (by me or with proper permission), you name it. But, only from the lord of the flies. Buckle up freshman and those still interested in it, we're going for a ride.

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would NOT recommend. i bet you wouldnt, Jack

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Two Emo Boys

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Percival: Sir what are we doing here?

Maurice: Shh Shh, we're doing work

Percival: Ok

Maurice: *walks over to a sleeping Roger while giggling* pass me it

Percival: *Gives him the permanent marker* Sir are you going to-

Maurice: SHH *hovers the marker over Roger's face* I'm gonna make a mousta-

Roger: *grabs Maurice's wrist and squeezes it* No.

Maurice: SHIT-

Percival: **FUCKING SCREAMS**

Roger: *throws Maurice onto the ground* Nice try.

Ralph:

Piggy:

Everyone else at Simon's funeral:

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Ralph Squad

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Roger, Jack, Maurice and Ralph playing minecraft:

Ralph: JESUS THERES A CREEPER BESIDE THE HOUSE

Jack: WHAT? KILL IT

Ralph: I DONT HAVE A SWORD I WAS EXPANDING THE GROUND FLOOR

Maurice: OH MY GOD

Ralph: MAURICE YOU IDIOT DONT BRING MORE OF THEM

Maurice: I DIDNT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO!

Roger just trying to mine: Jesus christ guys shut up

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Ralph coming back to camp: Piggy What's wrong?

Piggy, crying: I lost the kid with the birthmark

Ralph: What? How?

Piggy: We were playing hide and seek and I've been seeking for like three hours..!

Ralph: You sure you checked everywhere?

Piggy: Yes but he's not normal. He went to MAGIC camp. They like escape stuff and eat...coins.

Ralph: It's probably not that bad

Piggy: You don't understand, the other day he made me pick a card and a bird flew out of my mouth. There ARE no BIRDS here! Where. Did. It. COME FROM!

Ralph: Okay maybe you should just-

Birthmark kid: TADAA!

Piggy: WHAT THE FUCK. YOU WERE IN THE FUCKING FIRE? HOW DID YOU NOT BURN IN THERE?!

Birthmark kid: Illusion 😀

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