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"I will go forth as a real outlaw," he said, "and as men do robbery on the highway I will do right on the highway; and it will be counted a wilder crime." ♞ [[independent Borderlands-centric OC roleplay blog]]

[methodical-coffee]

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[pdlcomics]

[hardsnake]

[wheel-skellington]

If we’re mutuals just know that I love you dearly but I will not hold back in combat

[lotomvey]

I passed out when I had blood drawn today. When I came to afterwards, Mei was holding my hand and checking on me, and in my light-headedness, I asked her to marry me. She kindly reminded me that we are already married.

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

@lotomvey

I want cake.

#Craig please

I want to hold my child, but we don’t always get what we want.

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

i just woke up and realized i missed craig’s birthday

#i am now awake and making a cake#and after that i will make a cake for craig#a meike

I can’t believe how close I was to a clean getaway.

[lotomvey]

charybdiis:

WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW???

#rick wanted you to beat him up to prove himself or something?

Rick is an asshole, don’t listen to him.

How’d you meet?? What’s he like? What’s the HAPS??

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

Everyone said I wasn’t mean, I have to prove them wrong!

#Also I would be able to kiss your face#and try to make you feel better#and being affectionate sounds lovely right now

Can we maybe be affectionate without getting me beaten up?

[lotomvey]

charybdiis:

i know, right? im just as surprised…………………….

#but yea!!!!

I’M EXCITED. Tell me more, GOD?

[lotomvey]

charybdiis:

lotomvey replied to your post: ive lived on like 3 different planets within the…

Carrie the space explorer!! Where are you off to now?

thats me i guess!!! not counting the times i go to pandora for business

um! aphrodite probably? thats where my fiance is living now. or we might move somewhere else! not sure yet

FIANCE????

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

Is there a problem here?

Why do you want to get me punched so badly??

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

Deliver this message for me then?

Oh, hell no. She’d get as far as “fight me” and immediately punch me in the nose.

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

Please do not make this weird

Mei, if you wanna fight my sister, all you have to do is issue a formal written challenge, delivered by a messenger of your choice. I’m absolutely positive she’ll accept. And maybe also scare the pants off said messenger.

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

There is a less than fifty percent chance she won’t beat me up. This is not comforting, love

Hey, I’m the one who said she wouldn’t beat you up. You’re weirdly fixated on the idea of her wanting to.

[lotomvey]

purplesciencelady:

On a scale of…?

Uhhh...