IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION

SAY FUCK YOU

[byordersofthepookieblinders]

Just two Golden Retrievers looking at each other

[bipanicknelson]

oh they think everything’s a fucking joke

[hanthikhai]

I CALLED IT!

Maybe heartstopper is here to take my mind off of the bomb that is tvl finale(from the chatter on twitter)

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[midnightchapter]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT — 1.07 // 2.08 // 3.06 

[kimwxller]

I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.

[sunny-side3]

iconic

[garciasfemme]

"What about Madeleine ? You two hug it out for her too? You two bringing her back in the cornstarch ? cause I dont see her here. & I can't find her there! The one good thing in my bleak , black life & I don't know where she is. & I spend every fucking second of nowhere looking for her. & where is she ? Why is she not here with me?"

[dykesynthezoid]

Some ppl being like “ofc Claudia and Madeleine are separated bc Claudia was a serial killer, Madeleine’s in heaven” was Madeleine not ALSO a serial killer?? Hello????? They killed people together even????? Did Madeleine get a free pass bc she only did it for a few months??? Or is it just bc she’s white.

[misscellophane]

Guys. I can't believe they really sent Claudeleine to super hell...

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

I see your "Claudia and Madeleine's hell is being unable to see each other" and I raise you "Claudia's hell is being unable to see Madeleine, while Madeleine's is being able to see Claudia endlessly looking for her and being completely unable to make her aware of her presence."

[neptunecity]

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[stup1dcanadianw0lfbird]

ohh baby matter of fact claudia wasn't mad ENOUGH. Knowing for a fact that your parents never truly loved you, not in a way that mattered anyway, and watching them time and again INSIST that they do love you when really they're too caught up in their own gothic romance novella to help you out of your miserable, miserable life. That even in death they felt the need to wrench you out of your solitude only to absolve themselves of their own guilt and prove, once again how they don't actually give a shit about you when they didn't even consider bringing madeleine to you- the only, ONLY person who actually chose you above everyone else. They can fool themselves all they want and maybe they do think that they truly love you, but it doesn't MATTER. because the only thing that matters are their actions. And they have clearly shown through their actions, for (hopefully) the last time, that it was never about you- atleast not before it was about each other.

Claudia, love, you deserve to burn down the world for all I care. you deserve to be your conniving, mad,destructive self and that choice is something that should Never have been taken away from you

[livias]

[dimpard]

Sunrise Chalkidiki Greece!

[haydenthewitch]

I understand why everyone is pro-transfem jax, and i'm not anti-transfem jax, but in my brain he will always be transmasc. and that's part of the horror of going back to the "macroverse"- the real world- he'd be going back to a body and voice that DON'T fit him. despite the fact that he HATES the circus, at least he can be an asshole teenage boy in peace- and this ADDS to the horror of being forced into things like the maid dress and the golden suit, being feminized. Plus, caine says that he has a program that perfectly encapsulates the user's mind files to give them the perfect body (and if we are taking his word for it). so what if that's part of the reason jax starts the series out being kind of okay with being in the circus? He can be a guy, and just have that be uncomplicated. plus, this theme makes sense with his "worst fear" in the whole lets-torture-the-cast montage at the end of episode eaight- being stripped down and seen for "who you really are" and having others laugh at you for dressing up as someone you're not- that's dysphoria for you baby! and I see why pepole headcannon jax as transfem, because all of these peices of evidence can be taken the other way, too (being feminized when she isn't out yet, going back to an entirely too male body that feels more "real" and triggering, and even being stripped down to her real self, being exposed for who she realy is, ext. ext.) I'm just saying that I like transmasc jax because I like to project onto him basicly and I think either way you take it trans jax is real and true thank you and goodnight

[swagvo1d]

doomed