*Kisses & Cake*

We are the music makers And we are the dreamers of the dreams 💋

[hitchcomet]

[budacub]

thank you for htis

[brodoyouevenhonk]

I would watch Star Wars

[flickofthewrist]

Queen and their movie counterparts

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[theambassadorposts]

*pretends to be shocked*

[cisnowflake]

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

[libertarian-therapist]

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

[theimpossiblescheme]

The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*

Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”

[lottiesophie]

This post.

[pusheen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a kid is wanting to be Gryffindor, being a teen is realizing that Slytherin and Ravenclaw were way cooler. Becoming an adult is realizing that Hufflepuffs were the only ones that weren’t complete assholes.

[ironmess]

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

[tinynebula]

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

[iwantcupcakes]

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

[theironman]

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

[lostinthoughtsandfeelings]

😍

[daydur]

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

[iolanthee]

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

[feralpussylover]

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

[supremehusbands]

THIS IS MY HOLY GRAIL 

[stardust-revengers]

I want to be his best friend.

[ssironstrange]

never not reblog this

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[emiltons]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN

4/31 - Practical Magic

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[unskinny]

Bodies aren’t meant to stay the same. We are supposed to grow and change. We shouldn’t be making people in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, etc feel like they need to strive for the bodies they had in their teens and 20’s. Or making people feel like they “need to get their bodies back” after they have had children. These mindsets aren’t healthy and change is inevitable.

[sanguineswanqueen]

💗Reblog if u support these lesbian swans 💗

[secretlesbians]

straight people: they need boyfriends scientist: harold, they’re lesbians

[lottiesophie]

Lydia Bennet: If I run and leap at Jane, she will almost certainly catch me in her arms.

Lydia Bennet: Coming in!

Lydia Bennet: [runs at Jane Bennet]

Jane Bennet: NO! I'M HOLDING TEA!

Jane Bennet: [drops tea on floor and catches Lydia Bennet]

[lottiesophie]

Mr. Collins: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Elizabeth Bennet: "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

[lottiesophie]

Lydia Bennet: If I run and leap at Jane, she will almost certainly catch me in her arms.

Lydia Bennet: Coming in!

Lydia Bennet: [runs at Jane Bennet]

Jane Bennet: NO! I'M HOLDING TEA!

Jane Bennet: [drops tea on floor and catches Lydia Bennet]

[lightsup-hes]

[secretdreamlife]