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seguinsty​:

I’m sorry, I didn’t pay attention to the whole conversation. I’m still sitting here, judging you because you think George, King of the Jungle is the same as Tarzan. This is like comparing someone really shitty with a legend. 

yeah, yeah ━━ i've learned the difference between them, though. you can now stop laughing at the mess i made, lad.

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jlxngz​:

tarzan is definitely the one you want to call if you want to get out of the jungle unscathed. feel like george would possibly save you from a tiger attack just to knock you out himself with his own clumsiness. but yeah, ditto. why is liam complaining? thought he liked everything you did? or am i crossing wires with reality and my little sister’s uncomfortable fanfiction about you lot. shut up — it’s the messy ones that have the most allure. okay — you know what — you did. but you didn’t put my love for an entire franchise at risk — i can go without delilah, i couldn’t go without zeke and that soufflé scene though. james is here? no, i’m — with martial actually but might go surprise him now i know he’s kicking about it somewhere. sex, drugs, alcohol? basically all the things an internationally renowned footballer should be renouncing. ‘m on my post break-up, euro rage, louis. very welcome to join us & cause chaos.

alright, now i know the difference between the two. think i'll go for team tarzan, fuck george. basically, we live together but 'm a mess, this place is a mess and he likes to keep everythin' clean. so i think he should stop complainin' and clean it himself, what do ya think? he definitely doesn't like everything i do —— tell your sister she's been writing or reading wrong shit. see? i even got you to admit i murdered the song, mate. i can also go without delilah for the rest of me life. i dunno, he was in miami and now i don't know where he is, he's good at disappearing, though. very good lad, amazing friendship we have but i hate it when he disappears. think swift's keepin' him busy. fuck off, lad —— couldn't even invite me? oh, so now you are inviting me. expect me to be there really soon. liam's been acting weird lately, i need to escape from him 'cause 'm not gonna fight anyone right now.

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jcehyns​:

sometimes disappearing to do your own thing is kinda necessary though, yanno? gives you time to really work without distraction and do what you know how to do best. my hair’s getting pretty damn long too, but i actually really like it? i haven’t had hair this long..ever, actually. i just don’t have any major schedules so i can just let my hair grow and it’s been nice. i get it though! being lazy and working at the same time, i’ve kinda been the same way mysel. though i’m taking my husband on a birthday vacation starting tomorrow and i’m pretty excited about it, honestly.

yeah —— being surrounded by people around you sometimes isn't the best. so i like to disappear from time to time and let them wonder where the fuck i've been, y'know what i mean? do you have a picture of your hair, mate? is it long like mine? and how do you take care of it? 'cause mine has been a mess lately and 'm not quite sure if 'm enjoying it. i bet you look good, though! oh, that's exciting, where are you takin' him and for how many days? i'm sorry if i seem too curious but i love it when people go on vacation with their significant other. glad you're excited, mate, you deserve to rest sometimes. you and your husband.

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Louis and Liam pouring gatorade on each other during Best Song Ever, 28/07/15

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itszceydeutch​:

I think they are not the same but now you’ve left me with the doubt, shall we call you Louis of the jungle? You sound like one lovely dude, can I adopt you? And eh, I don’t have much on my end so I’ll probably bore you. Trying to enjoy the laziness now that my agenda slowed down.

yeah, they aren't the same. people are givin' me shit 'cause i thought they were the same, oops? no, don't call me louis of the jungle just 'cause of the hair, love. thank you! ya want to adopt me? as long as you can feed me and give me all the love you can, i'm here for it. i don't think you'd ever bore me. c'mon, tell me 'bout your day, at least.

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princesssofia​:

We’re fine. I can’t speak for anyone else – that’s between you and them, I’m not into all that drama nor will I ever be into it. Sorry if that’s not the answer you want but it’s the best one I’ve got for ya. 

oh yeah, i feel like we’re having the moment of our lives. i don't even know 'em.

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tylrswfts​:

what? so i’m just supposed to accept your apology ‘cause you told me to? sounds fishy to me, tomlinson. it wouldn’t be boring if i were at your flat, silly. that’s the whole point of having people over to pass the time. we still need to write together, you know —- we keep putting it off, but it’s going to happen. the cats are swell. they appreciate you asking, even though we both know they probably don’t act like it. do you even like matcha lattes? ‘cause it sort of feels like you’re just pretending you do to be dramatic. rerecorded is a word, and yes —- she will, when it’s her time. let’s not make red feel overshadowed right now; it’s her moment. in li’s defense… dirty dishes piling up in the sink is gross. food stuck on plates gets more disgusting the longer it sits there. i feel like i’m in state of perpetual exhaustion, and i know it can’t be healthy, but… c’est la vie?

would you like me to entertain you with a terrible excuse for you to find out that 'm lyin'? i can do that. sorry, didn't know i was supposed to invite you to my flat. you can come over any time you want —— except when liam is here 'cause he complains 'bout everything and he's such a mess and so am i. in fact, don't come over at all 'cause that would mean i'd have to clean everythin' up and 'm too fuckin' lazy, unless ya wanna help me, of course. absolutely amazing how you want to write with me when back in the day i've talked too many shit 'bout you —— it's incredible how life changes, isn't it?! i do like matcha lattes, what kind of a person do you think i am? 'm not being dramatic, you just think 'm dramatic all the time. we need red and we need her right now. fuck november, hello july. i'll pay you to make our flat look decent. voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

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princesssofia​:

i.. i don’t drink a lot so i don’t have a tolerance to it. well, last week i went on a wine cruise with a friend and had a little to much to drink. drunk sofia decided she had way to many feelings that needed to get out there. instead of having a civil conversation, she decided yelling at someone was the right choice. i hope we can eventually be friends too, i would really like that. i do, it’s been a life savor. honestly i don’t know what i’m expecting. you’re doing a good job at this whole nice thing, i’ve got faith in you. i’m ashamed to say that i haven’t listened to you or the boys since things ended — i’ll have to grab a copy this weekend of your album and listen to it. I’m aiming for later this year but it’s been a slow process as every time i focus on music, something else comes up. we all get busy, please don’t apologize for that. despite everything we’ve been through, you’re still the sweetest person, y’know? that goes both ways, if you ever need something please don’t hesitate to reach out. you’re the first person to tell me that, it’s a little funny.

i can’t believe you haven’t listened to my solo stuff, this is awful. awful ex girlfriend ——  nah, ‘m fuckin’ around. are we going to be fine or all of your friends are gonna' hate me forever? just askin' 'cause i have no time for drama, really.

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zainjavcdd​:

PRIVATE: apology acceptance is still pending. all depends on the answer you give me, honestly. hey, i’ve never doubted that i’d be replaced as your best friend, and if you ever did try to, you’d never hear the fuckin’ end of it. shit, how’d you know i was gonna ask you to marry me? now you’ve fucked the plans for us to run away together, good job. haha, but seriously, i’ve got a big question.  jade and i picked the 28th of october to get married, it’s going to be in greece at a castle… and i want you to be one of my best men, the other is liam. i’m not goin’ the traditional route and havin’ just one best man because i’m not choosing between the both of you. 

PRIVATE: i have no idea what you’re talkin’ about. there’s no way i’d replace you as best mate, i love you too much, it’s ridiculous. we cant break jade’s heart, lad. that’s not how things are going to work; as much as i would like to run away with you, of course. this is probably the best day of me damn life. of course i will be your best men. next to li? this is going to be awesome! thank you for thinking of me, mate. i won't let you down. i'll wear fancy and be polite to people. can't fuckin' believe you're getting married in a castle like the true king you are.

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endless one direction gifs [6/∞]

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DoveCameron: no thank u x @Louis_Tomlinson

Louis_Tomlinson: absolutely worst idol i have ever had in my life x @DoveCameron

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DoveCameron: release negativity and move on. breathe in the flowers, blow out the candles. be light. u got this.

Louis_Tomlinson: i'm ur number one fan. x @DoveCameron

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Liam: Liam didn't even know why he was facetiming Louis, not with the other man living in the same house and he could've just as well walk into the living room to talk to him. This was the safer option though, because if he actually got to courage to confess to his best friend about what he'd been doing lately, at least this way Lou couldn't smack him. At least not without first seeking him out, that is. As soon as his friend's grumpy face appeared on screen, Liam let out a huff of laughter. "Looking good there Lou. That expression of befuddlement really suits you," he teased, trying to make the other man laugh before he'd drop the bomb. Or was he trying to stall for time, perhaps. "I know what you're thinking, did I really just facetime you while you're like ten feet away from me? I did and yes, I'm just that lazy. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it?" More stalling. He was going to get to the point, eventually. But he also wanted to savor the last few moments where his best friend didn't wanna kill him.

Louis: He was in his room, trying to write some music and focus on his second album, minding his damn business when he could notice his phone ringing, and then when Liam's face appeared once Louis accepted the call, he arched an eyebrow. "What the actual fuck, lad. Could've join me in my room." He laughed out loud. He couldn't believe Liam was too lazy to even come join him in his room, but he wasn't going to judge him, because knowing him, he'd do the same with Liam. "Modern technology is something fantastic, if I must say." He made himself comfortable on the bed, looking at his mate's face. "What are ya doing there, idiot? Come see me. And bring food, I'm fuckin' starving, thank you, love you lots." He told the singer, licking his lips as he took a deep breah, holding his phone carefully.

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dani-campbcll​:

hey! you’re most welcome. i’m good! doing a little work, having a little fun. you know how it is. how was your fathers day? and how is mini tommo? i miss his face.

i didn't know you were going to give me a gift, this is crazy. a little work as usual, uh? fathers day was good, got to spend the day with the little lad and he's good as well. you should come visit us, we've been missin' ya.

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'ello, love! thank you for the gift. how have you been? @dani-campbcll​

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jandrsn17​:

I’m honestly still debating if I want to cut it or not, I know there’s the whole push for not shaving their faces and not cutting their hair during the playoff, so I may just use that as an excuse just to keep growing it all out. And besides if you treat the hair right, keep it washed and all that, it should look good, and you wouldn’t have to cut it at all.

if ya want my opinion, i don't think you should get a haircut. i think your hair looks pretty nice and it suits you, y'know what i mean? you see, i want to learn more about hockey, would you mind explaining the sport to me, mate? wanna get into the game so i can watch you kickin' some ass. alright, 'm gonna' listen to you and not cut my hair, let's see if i can handle it.

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zainjavcdd​:

PRIVATE: hey, fucker, i miss you and i’m here t’ annoy the fuck out of you. you keep ghosting me, lou, are you tryna demote me as a best friend? joking. seriously though, i’ve got somethin’ t’ask you, mate. it’s a pretty big question, too.   // @louiiiis​​

PRIVATE: hey, dickhead. i miss you and please, annoy me all you want. 'm sorry! i keep disappearing from everyone's lives but 'm trying to do better, i promise! you'll always be my best friend, no matter what. oh shit, are you gonna' ask me to marry you? 'cause that might get me into trouble with jade, lad. 'm fucking around, what's up?