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Imaging Ilya bragging about getting sexy pictures from ‘Jane’ and how hot she is but never showing the other guys pics
Marley just trying to be silly and tease his bro takes Ilya phone to find the so called sexy/cute pictures of Jane
Marley seeing was is most definitely cock and balls and some guys way stretched out hole
Marley silently sliding the phone back into Ilya bag and tells no one
Unwritten Rules (7744 words) by Cbradley Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Anal Sex, Deepthroating, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Multiple Orgasms, Spit as Lube, Degradation, Praise Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Shane Hollander Has a Praise Kink, Bisexual Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, PWP without Porn, Bottom Shane Hollander, Smut, Sexual Overstimulation, Blow Jobs, Monsieur Marleau loves Paris Series: Part 1 of The Talented Mr. Marleau Summary: Shane hears about Cliff Marleau's specialty in threesomes and, after asking his husband, learns about it firsthand. OR: Shane becomes the meat in an Ilya/Cliff sandwich
The main reason I push back against the “Shane Hollander doesn’t really listen to music” camp: I believe deep down in my soul that this man has insane rhythm. He may not always know who’s singing the songs he likes, but he likes music. More than that? Shane Hollander can dance and you will not convince me otherwise. Shane can move them hips.
Walk with me here. Imma hold your hand, no napkin in between.
Picture this. Harris shooting silly videos for the Centaurs’ IG account. The guys are competing to see who can hula hoop the longest. Everyone fails spectacularly in twenty seconds or less, save for Bood (2:14; West Indian rhythm, baby), Ilya (2:02; simply refuses to be bad at anything), and Shane (9:58, 9:59, 10:00…).
“I didn’t realize this was possible,” Harris murmurs behind the camera. “How much longer do you think he can keep this up?”
“Forever?” Troy’s not sure’s blinked in the last two minutes. “Or at least until practice tomorrow?”
“I have nothing straight to say,” Wyatt interjects. “And I’m not putting my life on the line with Roz here.”
Bood snorts. “Guarantee Cap can’t hear us. He’s on another planet right now.”
Ilya’s gaze has been locked on two alternating points for the last twelve, almost thirteen minutes: Shane’s face, completely blank as he concentrates on the music on his headphones and the task at hand, and Shane’s hips, moving in a repetitive figure-eight over and over and over and—
“Oh, he’s gone,” Dykstra chuckles. “He’s not in this universe.”
“I feel like we’re intruding,” Haas whispers. Despite his statement, he remains just as transfixed as everyone else. “And learning more about them than we needed to know.”
Wyatt pipes up again. “Okay, but are we leaving or…?”
Nobody says anything. The locker room is silent, save for the rhythmic shift-whoosh of the hula hoop moving around Shane’s hips.
Bood hums appreciatively as they pass the fifteen-minute mark. “What do you think he’s listening to?”
“White noise.”
“Hockey podcast.”
“Recording of him and Roz. For muscle memory.”
What’s Shane listening to?
david hollander who loves his wife so much that when baby shane’s friends asked what his parents names were he said “sweetheart and david”
André Carlos
I don't think shane would want it to get out, but the metro fuckery from the current idea we're chewing on getting out through the grapevine in the nhl does make me laugh purely because of the reaction of
you have SHANE HOLLANDER and you tried to POISON HIM???
are you STUPID????
if you don't want him!!! give!!! fuck a peanut anyway!
Marleau coming out to Ilya as bisexual and tells him his celeb crush is Shane Hollander. Ilya experiences the nine circles of hell all at once in the following months, esp when Marleau goes into detail on how he would "hit that" (Bonus: Maybe Marley meets Shane and gets a "gay vibe" and tells Ilya he thinks he's gonna try and make a move. Ilya nearly pops a blood vessel)
Cliff Marleau keeps getting kicked out of his apartment buildings. His teammates assume he’s throwing crazy parties and being too loud with girls. But actually, at the end of every Raiders-sponsored pet adoption event, Cliff feels bad for the animals that didn’t get homes and so has slowly amassed a herd of cats that is the bane of every landlord in Boston. He names them after himself (Cliff Jr., Meowleau, etc.) and dresses them in custom Raiders gear he orders on Etsy and is baffled why any of this is a problem
What I want to see in s2
Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.
And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.
You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho
If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.
and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it
Oh baby
Is anyone else reading that fic with the super straight bros, bro? It’s got me in a chokehold, bro.
ilya has so much line cook energy and shane has such pristine bartender energy that i could cook a mean au out of it. the forbidden front and back of house romance tale as a victim of having a hospitality job is enticing
shane post crashless plane crash: looked up how far the drive between dc and tampa was, decided against it, bought engagement rings instead. a rational enough response all things considered.
cliff marleau post crashless plane crash: jumps into a sports car and blasts down the interstate and does not stop until he has driven through a decorative topiary in the tampa hotel parking lot. receives no less than four tickets and/or warnings from various state troopers for speeding and reckless driving. bribes his way onto the cens flight home so that “if this one goes down fr we go down together brother we made a pact okay you won’t be alone i’ll follow you into the dark brother on GOD do not go where i cannot follow”
tastes like coming home - a Hollanov Fanfiction
Pairing: Shane Hollander / Ilya Rozanov Rating: T Word Count: 1k Summary:
“Shanya?” “Yes, my love?” “Grill me… a cheese.” // Ilya comes home hammered and hungry after a night at the bar with some of the Cens. Thankfully, his husband is there to help.
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literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment
