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[acelahayne-blog]

In this netflix prison show everybody’s been talking about. The nipple to scene ratio is ridiculous.

[louisansell]

Orange is the new black? Yeah, the nipple to scene ratio in that is definitely way higher than it needs to be.

[acelahayne-blog]

There are just… so many tits.

[louisansell]

wait, uh... what?

[kaitymoore]

No need to be, it’s not your problem.

[louisansell]

Still, it shouldn't be your problem... and I'm sorry that it is. Is there anything I can do to help?

[kaitymoore]

So according to my ever-present father he doesn’t pay thousands of dollars for me to leave for the city to visit a ‘mental institution…’ I’ve been to see Ash once. Once. I’m so mad.

[louisansell]

That doesn't sound very nice, I'm sorry he said that.

[ellaxcamden]

I really need to stop buying every guitar I fall in love with…

[louisansell]

I know that feeling...

[thealyyoung]

It was so much fun, though!

[louisansell]

I'm sure it was, but I don't really know anybody so I thought it'd be better to skip it than stand in the corner on my own.

[acelahayne-blog]

That’s called a coma my friend.

[louisansell]

Maybe I just like sleep.

[estegarcia-deactivated20220301]

That’s not healthy and you missed prom.

[louisansell]

I wasn't planning on going to prom anyway so I'm not that bothered about missing prom.

[thealyyoung]

You slept through prom?!

[louisansell]

Yeah, I wasn't really planning on going anyway so it's not an issue.

[louisansell]

I've somehow managed to sleep for ninety percent of the past few days.

[louisansell]

I wasn’t going to cry…

[thenathanphelps]

If you say so. Whatever mantra your parents tell you to recite to help you sleep at night. 

[louisansell]

Umm okay? I don't have any idea what you're talking about right now.

[louisansell]

Wow, that’s definitely something… Special I guess. Part of me is sorry I missed it, the other part is glad though.

[landonontwofeet]

I kind of feel the same but to be honest they’re actually really hilarious to look at once you get past the emotional scaring.

[louisansell]

Okay, well then I look forward to the next event there is so I can see more of these hilarious posters and flyers. But maybe without the emotional scarring.

[louisansell]

There’s no need to be rude.

[thenathanphelps]

Aw, did I hurt your feelings kid? Don’t cry now.

[louisansell]

I wasn't going to cry...

[louisansell]

You mean prom isn’t the first time he’s put up posters and leaflets of himself?

[landonontwofeet]

You should have been here over the holidays.

[louisansell]

Wow, that's definitely something... Special I guess. Part of me is sorry I missed it, the other part is glad though.

[landonontwofeet]

At least his shirt is on this time.

[louisansell]

You mean prom isn't the first time he's put up posters and leaflets of himself?

[blainerogers]

Yeah. Nice to meet you. How do you like the school? 

[louisansell]

Nice to meet you too. It seems pretty cool so far, yeah.

[blainerogers]

It’s a secret. 

Oh, cool! Yeah, I’ve been going here since March. I’m Blaine Rogers. 

[louisansell]

That's fair enough.

Oh okay, that's awesome. I'm Louis, Louis Ansell.