Fuck's sake

One way or another

[robertpattisons]

THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

[lethargybomb]

frenemies

[arcaniumagi2]

they could have been besties

[daddyslilblackkitten]

That’s the thing about Debbie.

If she didn’t deceive them, they would have loved for Fester to marry her homicidal ass. She would have totally helped Mortician join the rest of the witches on their hellish crusade

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[onsighthoe]

the talent

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

I dead ass didn’t realize it was one person until the end

[jake-from-carolina]

The absolute lack of reaction from the children is priceless.

[midnight-revolucion]

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[adcasaf-deactivated20181101]

me: *does something reckless*

friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?!

me:

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[beardybooklover]

Jesus, Applebee’s. Calm down.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s innocent!

[star-anise]

UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED

[catasters]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a town in Arizona was terrorized in 2014 by gangs of wild Chihuahuas. They chased children and defecated everywhere (x)

[youlovetoseeit]

me

[opalserraphiim]

do you think civilians in the dc universe make memes about heroes dying then coming back to life?? because like– that happens a lot

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

*does my makeup as therapy*

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[biff-donderglutes]

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

[saiasus]

[hollyhooddai-deactivated2021010]

I love The Office

[rockhardgeologist]