this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.

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this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor :)
my headcanon that Dean was conceived in the Impala has never been so real before
12.01 “Keep Calm and Carry On” Coda.
“The concept of counting in months was foreign to me at the time… I did learn later that it was September… September 18th, eight years ago.”
Mary smiles. “I get the feeling that it wasn’t a coffee date.”
Cas tilts his head then lowers his eyes. Pink dusting his cheeks. “No. It wasn’t.”
“Tell me about it?” Mary asks, Castiel’s coat draped over her lap. It’s too chilly in the bunker for her, so he offered his coat while Dean checks the thermostat.
“Well,” he clears his throat, fondness and nostalgia lining his words. “I was, ah, unfamiliar with how to approach people so as to not alarm them.”
Mary laughs, leaning back in her chair and propping her feet up on another. “Go on.”
Cas describes the dilapidated barn, the bullets and sparks and showers of light. “I told him I was the one who gripped him tight and raised him from perdition.” Cas quirks his lips at Mary’s bemused expression. “And then he stabbed me,” he says with a huff. “I pulled out the knife and said, ‘We need to talk.’”
“Oh.” Mary bites her lip, though out of speechlessness or her effort to stifle a laugh Castiel isn’t sure. Perhaps it’s both. “I taught him better than that,” she clicks her tongue, her blue eyes soft. “He had such good manners when he was four… He’s gotten better since, I hope?” she smiles.
“Certainly,” Castiel laughs. “Much better. He can be very sweet.”
“Good,” she says contentedly. “That sounds more like my boy.” She smooths a hand over rumpled, tan fabric then looks back up, her eyes meeting Cas’. “So, that’s how you met then, huh?”
“That was the night I met your son.”
She regards him thoughtfully, a bit assessing but mostly trusting. “You know… I used to tell Dean that angels were watching over him.”
“I was,” Castiel assures her, then add like a promise. “I still am.”
“this is Castiel”
later:
A new line: Calligraphy Gag Gifts!
So a while ago my friend made the terrible “Man-Date” pun above, and I posted the picture up on Facebook just for laughs.
Apparently, people really liked it?????
You can now purchase these CUSTOMIZABLE calligraphy cards, with one Chinese food above written in traditional Chinese characters, and a line of any English phrase–yes, ANY phrase of your liking, including profanities and, in this case, horrible puns–and I’ll make the card for you!
It’s moderately sized and ships within 3 days. Perfect as cheap gag-gift for friends and families.
Available here for just $9 plus shipping!
well, here it is guys!!
dirty paws/ werewolf boyfriend/my thesis film for SVA bfa animation, a year in the making
full credits on the vimeo page. thank you to everyone who was involved, who helped me, and who got excited for this project!! pls enjoy like wow i really hope you enjoy
This might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely amazing! I can only imagine how proud you and your team are.
My friend talked me into making this….yikes!
“There is a beauty in Heaven and Earth.”
Traditional Chinese calligraphy, original card available here for $10
The Song of the Fisherman.
Available here for $15
The poem is written by Liu Tsong Yuan, in the Tan Dynasty (circa. 800 A.D.). It describes the content leisure of a fisherman in Southern China. A translation by myself is included below:
*** The fisherman sleeps by a rock on the West, and
As dawn approaches, he awakes. He drinks from the clear water of the Xiang river, and burns the bamboo born in the South.
As the clouds part and the smokes clear, the fisherman is gone, leaving
Only his laughter, and the sound of his boat creaking.
He looks up at the sky, and down at the flowing stream,
But sees no cloud in his heart chasing him. ***
Hey Ya’ll
I know you probably followed me for SPN content, but a boy’s gotta eat!
Check out my calligraphy shop on etsy here! Give this post a reblog and a like, and maybe follow me at @aleccaligraphy to see some more Chinese calligraphy and traditional art.
Thank you!!!
Finely Lined Brush Calligraphy - artwork and application by Joey Pang - www.tattootemple.hk / www.joeypang.com
Chinese Calligraphy by Andy Qiang..Share Moments, Share Life.. on Flickr.
movable type printing 活字印刷术
It was famous ancient Chinese invention which was introduced in the 1040`s by Bi Sheng.
Oddly enough, Bellwether turned herself in…
Original idea from a friend of mine, @tachi-up.
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Pffft
@takashi0
I laugh every time I see this.
@thestraggletag :D
I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’ article that said she was dating harry. I would be like HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!
she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.
“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum
“Of course, Harry is so lovely” - Fleur Delacour
“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” - Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)
“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house
“At the same time” - Fred and George Weasley
“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” - Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.
“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” - Ginerva Weasley.
“He made us gay” - Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.
I’m dying
ive never actually played high chaos like at all i always feel too bad about it i dont like upsetting samuel even though he half poisons me and i cant let my daughter down i have to be a good role model for her and honestly the outsiders disappointment makes me feel so bad i gotta play low chaos i gotta
oh boy, you’re going to love playing undertale, you are...
Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.
The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.
Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS.
WHO will be america’s next top weasley?
so this is how we’re coping now
It HUUUURTS. :(
Who said we were coping? :(
Ok, but whose hand was on Fred’s right shoulder though????