Love & Evidence

ryan; girl with a boy's name; new york, ny; working in television (operations, not the cool stuff); weekends on weekdays; huge pearl jam fan; general, all around music fan; movies too. and just like pretty much everyone else's tumblr, this here is just a bunch of junk that i like. enjoy! or don't...

[marimoog]

Dayman cross stitch donee 🌞🌚

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[justanothersong]

I don’t know who these guys are, but I love them.

[adulthoodisokay]

just guys being dudes

[loveandevidence]

I don’t know why I love this so much.

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[lmaonade]

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

[emziess]

Daryl’s Super Soft Birthday Party!! Letterkenny S01 Ep2

[whitepeopletwitter]

[allsonargent]

favorite group dynamics ≡ Schitt’s Creek

[thedaytheearthstoodstupid-deact]

[challengerblue]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[richardmadens-archive]

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[loveandevidence]

Like, every month.

[virgoassbitch]

I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck

[catchymemes]

[lovedripdrop]

Wild

[loveandevidence]

And somehow, I don’t miss living in New York.

[cyndaquilz]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

who is she

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[scarylullabies]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry

[babyanimalgifs]

The logic is sound for dogs over kids but cmon buy your dog some fancy parkas and caviar.

via @dog__daddy