It's been a minute because...guys, I swear, I have the least dramatic island there is. I mean there are tons of love triangles but everyone is just sitting in them, not making a move. Where are my dramatic confessions?!
First off, a number of new faces have appeared on Craphole Island. The Band Camp Boyfriend cast has been completed.
-Made sure to put Olive is Clark's cousin so rumors don't start flying.
-Nobody seems to want to be friends with The Warden. Mr. Wiley just brushed him off and ditched him here.
-Eugene fell in love with Susie! <3
-I can't get over the drummers trading their drumsticks for glowsticks.
I'm also happy to say Cadence and Tom are still going strong. However, so is Susie's crush on Tom. I guess I can't blame her, he looks so appetizing showering in that hot dog suit.
Cadence and Felicity also became very good friends after Susie introduced them and moved in together! So long as they maintain some boundaries, I'm sure they can get along well.
But today's main characters are...Doug and Peter. Let's start with Doug.
Doug was already the most eligible bachelor on the island with three ladies in love with him. Well now he has FOUR ladies in love with him! DOUG PLEASE JUST END THIS ALREADY. This is supposed to be an otome island, not the other way around!
My sister Alex is a frontrunner to win his heart since the crush is mutual. She kind of had it rough recently. Jin had asked her to move in, ignored her crush and friendzoned her, then invited a ton of guys to come live with them. I can only imagine what that smelled like.
JIN. Stop leading her on. You had your chance!
Thankfully, a savior appeared in the form of Doug, and he invited her to live with him...he also invited Karen, another girl in love with him, to come live with him. Just what are you trying to do here, Doug?
Tom and Peter wound up moving out of the Man Cave and getting their own place together. The Man Cave seems to be caving in.
During this time, besties Clark and James/Persy moved in together. Their low-drama friendship is so sweet, I had to draw it.
Hammerhead also tried to make friends with Clark, but he immediately brushed him off because he is a Captain Perseverance stan, thank you very much.
Now let's check in with Peter...
I was super hyped when he fell for Felicity! He must've given her flowers and called her the prettiest girl in the band.
But then in true Peter fashion, he fell for my bestie Becca while she was yapping.
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND MAKE UP YOUR MIND! I wish we could let them have two crushes at once. I asked the jury and we decided to let him fall for Becca since it's a mutual crush and we want to see something happen already.
That's it for now and I really hope I have some kind of conclusion to the Doug drama in the next update. XD
I'll leave you with a couple Poptart pics that make me laugh.