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Former NASA art director Ron Miller created images of what the night sky would look like if the moon was replaced by the other planets in the solar system.
1. Moon ( Original photo taken over Death Valley, California.) 2. Neptune 3. Jupiter 4. Mars 5. Uranus 6. Mercury 7. Saturn 8. Venus
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What the Signs Have Been Doing During Quarantine
Aries: Plotting the violent overthrow of the government
Taurus: Ordering food off of delivery services every day to make themselves feel better. Hasn’t purchased a vegetable in 6 months.
Gemini: Quarantine didn’t change much about their daily life let’s be honest here
Cancer: Constantly crying about the lack of human interaction. Slowly going insane.
Leo: Trying to take on new skills/hobbies and is more confused about them than before
Virgo: Stubbornly leaving the house for self-justified reasons, or an essential service worker
Libra: Arguing with strangers on the internet
Scorpio: Made an OnlyFans
Sagittarius: Plotting the peaceful overthrow of the government
Capricorn: Researching conspiracy theories
Aquarius: Hyperfixated on a new incredibly niche interest
Pisces: Tried to learn a new language and failed
IM SO ANGRY
THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE
https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html
We could’ve had it all…
let’s bring her back
@nasa, please help right this wrong.
The Signs as things my Sociology Professor has said part 2
Aries: "I'm basically immortal now, so if anyone wants to stab me go ahead"
Taurus: "In Canada we have three national sports: in summer, its lacrosse, in winter it's hockey and year round it's jaywalking"
Gemini: "Your generation is too tall, for your homework I want you all to remove half of your legs"
Cancer: "Teenage boys are having a lot of sex with a lot of different people, including furries"
Leo: "It's not that I'm gay, I'm just an ally. I've just also had sex with many allies"
Virgo: "I hate forks. I'm working on a song about it. Cardi B will be here any minute"
Libra: "That was gay life back then. Where was I going with this again?"
Scorpio: "Homocide is sexy"
Sagittarius: "I'm Catholic. Fuck Catholics. Fuck the Pope."
Capricorn: "Hmm. This tastes like stroke"
Aquarius: "Mice are infinite. All matter is mouse matter"
Pisces: "I'll cancel class for my feelings every fucking day if I have to"
I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
those born under the sign of the bees:
have emotions
think thoughts
is likely introverted or extroverted
has at least a few friends
was born at some point
If you’re an AQUARIUS you need to work on that.
The Signs as Things my Sociology Professor has said:
Aries: “I’M QUEER!”
Taurus: “The reason I wasn’t here on Friday is because I ate a spicy bean burrito and my asshole said no”
Gemini: “If you promise to read the course outline, I promise I’ll try to make it to class”
Cancer: “I’m so funny. I’m just a riot today, look at me.”
Leo: “Look at my hands, they’re huge! These are big ol’ paws…. bear paws”
Virgo: *chair he was about to sit on collapses* “Oh fuck off”
Libra: “I’ve read texts from my ex husband longer than that”
Scorpio: *light flickers* “IF THERE ARE ANY SPIRITS HERE TODAY, YOU CAN’T BE HERE UNLESS YOU’VE PAYED TUITION”
Sagittarius: “Go home and whine to your parents about the strange gay man in your sociology class”
Capricorn: *In a visibly good mood* “I just yelled at religious zealots!”
Aquarius: “I want to pump Jesus full with my hot cum”
Pisces: “Not to sound racist but I hate America”
why does this sound exactly like my sociology 201 professor, AND the same situations ?? low key would like to know what university the author goes to and who their professor is. everything in this post has happened in my sociology class, from the spicy burrito, to the ex husband, to jesus, its all the same !! like hmu if you’re the author pls, i want to know !!
Turns out we go to the same uni and I accidentally connected with someone in my class through Tumblr dot com *x files music*
The Signs as Things my Sociology Professor has said:
Aries: “I’M QUEER!”
Taurus: “The reason I wasn’t here on Friday is because I ate a spicy bean burrito and my asshole said no”
Gemini: “If you promise to read the course outline, I promise I’ll try to make it to class”
Cancer: “I’m so funny. I’m just a riot today, look at me.”
Leo: “Look at my hands, they’re huge! These are big ol’ paws.... bear paws”
Virgo: *chair he was about to sit on collapses* “Oh fuck off”
Libra: “I’ve read texts from my ex husband longer than that”
Scorpio: *light flickers* “IF THERE ARE ANY SPIRITS HERE TODAY, YOU CAN’T BE HERE UNLESS YOU’VE PAYED TUITION”
Sagittarius: “Go home and whine to your parents about the strange gay man in your sociology class”
Capricorn: *In a visibly good mood* “I just yelled at religious zealots!”
Aquarius: “I want to pump Jesus full with my hot cum”
Pisces: “Not to sound racist but I hate America”
The Signs Responding to Criticism
Aries: will threaten to beat you up if they havent already
Taurus: pretends to be big enough to take it, cries and shovels ice cream into their mouth once they're alone
Gemini: Will either take it really well or stab you in your sleep depending on their mood
Cancer: Throws a fit at the word "criticism"
Leo: Takes it like a champ on the outside but is having an actual breakdown on the inside
Virgo: "NO U"
Libra: probably isn't even listening to you tbh
Scorpio: Gets incredibly defensive and tries to dismiss the conversation
Sagittarius: Usually aloof and above it, half because they can actually take criticism and half because they don't care
Capricorn: Starts roasting criticizing you back
Aquarius: Makes it obvious that they're not listening, will interrupt you or try to initiate a completely unrelated conversation
Pisces: Panic! at the Hot Take
The Signs as 13 Reasons Why Characters
Aries: Tony Padilla
Taurus: Ryan Shaver
Gemini: Jessica Davis
Cancer: Hannah Baker
Leo: Zach Dempsy
Virgo: Tyler Down
Libra: Chlöe Rice
Scorpio: Justin Foley
Sagittarius: Cyrus
Capricorn: Ani Achola
Aquarius: Clay Jenson
Pisces: Alex Standall
The Signs' Pokémon Types
Aries: Fire/Fighting
Taurus: Rock/Grass
Gemini: Normal/Dark
Cancer: Water/Ice
Leo: Fire/Dragon
Virgo: Ground/Psychic
Libra: Fairy/Flying
Scorpio: Dark/Poison
Sagittarius: Ground/Flying
Capricorn: Steel/Dragon
Aquarius: Flying/Electric
Pisces: Water/Fairy
The signs as cursed images
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
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Scorpio:
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Capricorn:
Aqaurius:
Pisces:
The Signs and Gender
Aries: Your gender identity is valid
Taurus: Your gender identity is valid
Gemini: Your gender identity is valid
Cancer: Your gender identity is valid
Leo: Your gender identity is valid
Virgo: Your gender identity is valid
Libra: Your gender identity is valid
Scorpio: Your gender identity is valid
Sagittarius: Your gender identity is valid
Capricorn: Your gender identity is valid
Aquarius: Your gender identity is valid
Pisces: Your gender identity is valid
the signs as spiderman memes
This is honestly a journey
The Signs as Incredibles Characters
Aries: Dash Parr
Taurus: Bob Parr
Gemini: Evelyn Deaver
Cancer: Voyd
Leo: Winston Deaver
Virgo: Jack-Jack
Libra: Helen Parr
Scorpio: Violet Parr
Sagittarius: Frozone
Capricorn: Syndrome
Aquarius: Edna Mode
Pisces: Rick Dicker
omfg
and y’all wanna say astrology ain’t real
What’s your sign?
Reblog and tag with your Zodiac sign!
I wanna see how many of each sign follows my blog~
