ashes that I am

Kristine  | MN | 25 Now cracks a noble heart. carpe the hell out of this diem

[hungryjokerr]

[pleatedjeans]

[mad-munch]

if i were a bird

[roronoa-deactivated20180902]

[fedswatching]

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

[tahthetrickster]

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

(source)

[radchimera]

That…..that was beautiful.

[scoobydoomistakes]

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

[stitchkingdom]

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

[stability]

the face of freedom 🇺🇸

[dynastylnoire]

know your angles

[xlec]

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

[connerwil]

[charliealeigh]

[betterthankanyebitch]

me

[logotv]

[hoteldulacklustre-deactivated20]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

[loveisadangerousdisadvantage]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[upyoursprocione-deactivated2020]

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

[tastefullyoffensive]

Wrong spell, Harry. (via kshandoo)

[gate653-deactivated20250113]

Finding Dory has messages about people with disabilities who are still capable of doing wonderful things.

Zootopia had messages and themes of racial profiling and overcoming prejudice.

Inside Out had messages of abandonment, change, and working through depression.

Rock the fuck on Disney, hit me with Moana, i’m so ready.

[sizvideos]

A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

[kween-geetaaa]

I do this to my son and it works lol

[sharmakeswife-deactivated201809]

Reblog to save a parent

[the-headless-king]

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

[thumbeliina]

[poyzn]