mittens'n'kittens

devoted to cats, pastel colours and gore. currently in love with too many 2D people

[awesomacious]

The best possible response

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

[tami-taylors-hair]

After years of claiming introversion as a personality trait and talking about how much you love being a snuggly widdle blanket in the rain with a cup of cocoa and a book, we’re finding out the internet is full of fake bitches who can’t go 24 hours without licking the floor in a crowded bar and then sneezing on a passing octogenarian with an oxygen tank. 

[majxrtom]

the prime minister of italy, giuseppe conte, has revealed himself to be an unlikely good leader. we all thought he couldn't do shit but, well, he could, apparently. the decision to put the whole country in a strict quarantine for a month was very panic-inducing, but he managed to make the situation less heavy by starting a solidarity hashtag, #iorestoacasa (I'm staying home). he also told us everything will be alright on tv, and comforted us with a shy smile.

the result? italians obsessed over him.

he's got fanpages on instagram with hundreds of millions of followers, and they make softboy video edits about him.

this is under his official instagram posts.

"decretami" and "decretaci" mean "decree me/us". the rest is like marry me, i love you, you're the most beautiful thing in the world. one of these profiles is a fanpage called "giuseppe conte's dimples".

and last but not least:

HE'S THE FIRST SEARCH ON ITALIAN PORNHUB. (you can't screenshot on pornhub, but this is true. i checked. the second search was #iorestoacasa.)

[lovekiiro]

He can lock me up whenever. Just sayin. I almost feel guilty I didn't vote for his party at the time.

[hermaeu5mora]

Bergamo. The Army is taking out 60 coffin cause there's no place in cemetery. The local crematorium can't keep up with the numbers.

...Please, stay at home.

[catchymemes]

[ain-t-bovvered]

Just for everybody’s information , people are looking at the laws being forced in Italy as some fascist propaganda or something like that.

Accusing those who accept these laws as some kind of weak fascists too.

What they fail to understand is that NO ONE LIKES TO BE CONFINED THEIR OWN HOUSE.

No one likes not being able to work or see their friends or family.

We are doing this for our country, and for those who would probably die if we chose to not care.

So yeah, I don’t care about my freedom right now, because that’s not freedom, that’s not caring about your country and the countless of people who can’t defend themselves against an invisible threat .

This is bigger than one indivudual. Why can’t you all understand that other people health is more important than a drink with friends or a walk in the park.

How can caring about the vulnerable people and doing everything in your power to prevent more infected and deaths , be considered “fascist” ?

What’s the amount of dead people required for these laws to not be seen as a dictature?

I hope you won’t have to find out.

But please shut up

[theendis-nigh]

[rush-nimby]

wash ur hands

[robertpattisons]

sums up 2020

[ronnanlynnch]

RPGs, or relentlessly persistent girls by cassandrha

[youlookshittygoodnightdenise]

This concept is really interesting

[zombie-poets-society]

This really makes me rethink the characters decisions. Usually these women are depicted as stupid, vain, or selfish. But I sympathize with them way more when their options written this way

[catchymemes]

[iinwinterfell]

Si, me ne frego👑

Achille Lauro e Boss Doms.

[lovekiiro]

My fangirl level hasn't been this high since the first Delena kiss.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[badegg-mm]

ZEN

[badegg-mm]

seating men's series 707 change.

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a demon, have befriended someone.

They are the best friend you have ever had in your long long life and you love them more than you thought you could ever love a human.

The only issue is that you haven’t told them what you are. The later it gets, the harder it becomes to tell them, and the easier it gets for them to figure it out on their own, but you are worried that they will be terrified of you and never want to see you again once they know.

[robophantom]

You don’t realize you’ve been putting it off for about three hundred years. You’re so caught up in worrying about your own secret, it never really occurs to you that perhaps there is also something up with them.

[darkestelemental616]

“I mean, it’s one human. How long can it possibly live? Half a millennia?”