LoveLix

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this warms my heart.

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Chan: violence is never the answer

Minho: violence is always the answer if you mess with my Yongbok

Chan: *heavy sigh*

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Changbin: if hyunjin and I were both drowning who would you save?

Minho: I'd save my time and effort. Drown

Felix: what if I was drowning?

Minho: *picks Felix up* of course I'll come and save you. Even though I can't swim you know I'll always save you from drowning

Hyunjin: wow. I thought you were going to say both of us. Me at least

Minho: *places Felix on his lap and kisses all his freckles* my sweet sweet kitten

Changbin: favoritism at its finest

Han: what about me?

Minho: of course I'll come and save you

Han: yay I love you too my soulmate

Minho: I'll throw some floaties and stuff into the water for you to grab onto while we wait for a life guard or something

Han: wow... *Deadpan voice* I love you too my soulmate

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Jeongin: oooh so we get to swap age rolls for the rest of the game?

Staff: yes

Seungmin: *smirks* ohhhhh Liiiixiiiiieeeee our beautiful maknae

Jeongin and Seungmin: *hifives*

Felix: I hate it here

Jeongin: *goes to hug Felix* show hyung some love

Seungmin: *hugs the other side of Felix and makes kissy noises*

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Seungmin: hey if Felix is your bias, who's you're bias wrecker

Jeongin: *no hesitation* Yongbok

Hyunjin: no hesitation huh?

Jeongin: nope

Changbin: *slides some food over* not even for some food

Felix: *comes out of the kitchen with some cookies and brownies* oh hey guys if I had known everyone was gonna be over I would have made some more

Jeongin: *smug smile as he brings Felix on to his lap* it's our movie night so can everyone who isn't me or Felix please lesve

Felix: Innie they can join

Jeongin: fuck no. Fuck off everyone

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Random person at the bar: I like your top, Felix!

Chan: I have a name, you know.

Felix: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Minho: he has 7 nice looking tops

Jeongin: and you won't be one of them

Seungmin: now save the photo and scram

Felix: I hate you all, we're going home

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Jeongin: I'm done being the maknae. Sick and tired of all this babying

Felix: well tough. You're the youngest

Jeongin: I'm so glad that the person who I baby the most in this world even though he's older has decided to be the new maknae in the group

Felix: excuse me what?

Jeongin: Everyone I present to you Stray Kids' new maknae, Lee Yongbok Felix

Felix: that's not how this works

Jeongin: we have decided to swap ages, everyone congratulate him

Felix: that's not how any of this works

Han: *sobbing* my 00' liner birthday twin~ nooooooo

Felix: HAN IT'S PHYSICALLY AND LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE AGES

Jeongin: I now identify myself as the third youngest of the group, soon I'll be able to reach my dream of being the oldest in the group

Chan: and how on earth do you plan to do that?

Jeongin: through shear will, spite and motivation

Seungmin: I'm just glad that doesn't make me the maknae. I'll be happy to keep my position. Yongbok come here my new maknae.

Minho: no no come here new maknae, let Hyung dress you up. I got a new blue onesie with little chicks on it screaming your name

Felix: THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME AN ACTUAL BABY

Changbin: I must protect Yongbok even more now.

Jeongin: nope, you're still latching on to me hyung. WILL YOU STOP THINKING I'M LIXIE

Changbin: oh sorry

Hyunjin: exactly how possessive can I get with Felix now that he's the new maknae? Well let's find out

Felix: I hate all of you. Channie hyung, please 🥺

Chan: well I mean....it's kinda cute.... and suits you perfectly

Felix: I hate it here

Chan: welcome home ... new maknae??

Felix: asdfghjkl

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Changbin: no you can't have Felix he's mine

Minho: you have Hyunjin so he's mine

Changbin: and you have Han

Minho: exactly. They're the sunshine twins. They're a set package. We're even in more rachas together

Felix: *in the middle, wincing at both his arms being pulled* I mean Minho Hyung kinda does have a point

Changbin: yeah well I'm your ideal type of man. So Ha! Beat that hyung

Minho: stuffed with tissues, shoved into the airfryer, not even the hyunjin sized one, at 180° unless my fingers should accidentally slip to 200° for 20 minutes

Changbin: *sadly let's go of Felix*

Jeongin: *comes into the room and grabs Felix throwing him on to his shoulder*

Felix: *yelps*

Seungmin: neither of you can have him until you learn to share. He's mine and Innies anyway. BokSeungAh is the superior combo.

Chan: *sternly looks at Jeongin with his arms crossed as he enters the room to see what the noise is all about*

Jeongin: *looks back*

Chan: *squints his eyes as he holds his arms out*

Seungmin: don't give in to the old man

Chan: Innie give him here

Jeongin: *gulps*

Jeongin: *whispers* maknae on top, maknae on top, maknae on top

Chan: Yang Jeongin

Everyone: ooooh he used your full government name

Jeongin: *pouts and hands Felix over*

Chan: *smiles as he carries Felix out of the living room*

Felix: one day. Just one day. I want to be able to live my life without all of you fighting over me for just one day

Chan: impossible

[lovelixiee]

Give me plot about canon minlix or a/b/o minlix or both together and I'll write it.

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Changbin and Hyunjin bickering about who is gonna take who's surname after marriage.

Meanwhile Minlix:

Felix looks at Minho and before he can say anything Minho cuts him off,

Minho: we have damn same surname, don't even think about it.

[lovelixiee]

Minlix sharing hoodie is driving me insane 😭

[lovelixiee]

Hello guys I'm new here, please take care of me. I'm straylix enthusiastic and gonna rant about chanlix, minlix, hyunlix and jeonglix specially if you like them too let's be friends.