i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary
So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.
In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.
> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut
> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.
> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.
> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at
Ace and Sam would understand each other on a deep emotional level. Both are people who carry guilt, want to save others, and believe monsters/people arenโt always purely evil. Sam especially values free will and second chances, which lines up almost perfectly with Aceโs moral code.
Sam would also be patient with Aceโs avoidant-yet-clingy tendencies. Heโs one of the few characters who would notice Ace pushing people away and respond with kindness instead of anger. Ace, in turn, would give Sam the empathy and softness Sam rarely gets.
They fell in love slowly. It started as mutual respect, then concern, then realizing they kept looking for each other first after every hunt.
Sam is one of the only people Ace canโt successfully push away.
Every time Ace withdraws, Sam quietly stays nearby until Ace is ready.
Ace teaches Sam compassion without guilt. Sam wants to save everyone, but Ace reminds him he can care without destroying himself.
Sam helps Ace feel stable. Even if theyโre always moving, Sam becomes Aceโs emotional โhome.โ
Their arguments are intense but honest. Theyโre both stubborn and emotional, but neither likes lies, so issues get talked through eventually.
Theyโre very touch-starved people. Not overly public, but constant casual contactโhands brushing, knees touching, leaning into each other in motel rooms.
Sam loves Ace's refusal to become cruel despite his pain. How fiercely he protects people and creatures alike. And that even after everything, Ace still chooses hope.
Dean Winchester โ Ace'd care for Dean deeply as a friend, but romantically theyโd clash. Deanโs instinct to kill first and suppress emotions would hurt Ace, while Aceโs mercy-first worldview would frustrate Dean.
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when theyโre in the vicinity of gorillas.
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, thatโs not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. Iโd choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think Iโd stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. Theyโre fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
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