[girlnephew]

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

creampie.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

i’m spitting up blood

[poetrylesbian]

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

[laughingpinecone]

When Disco Elysium said "mankind be vigilant, we loved you", when Night in the Woods said "I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do", when Twin Peaks said

(checks notes)

horse

[teaboot]

A complete list of everyone I have not yet met, but would like to meet before I die:

Brennan Lee Mulligan

Any platypus

My other missing grandfather

The strangers who will some day be my friends :)

Various oligarchs for reasons I will not expand upon

Every Cat Alive

[secondbeatsongs]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[lavendersalve]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably

[parkchanwoohoo]

Broke: Whoa look at the colors... the movement of the fish

Bespoke: [pacing in the Ancient China exhibit] the eunuchs are lying to us

[auresdz]

Shut the fuck up you wretched heartless shell of a person. Go lick Netanyahu's boot

[depsidase]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[marcelinachat]

😹😹😹😹

[lindadarnell]

Fayard Nicholas and Harold Nicholas in DOWN ARGENTINE WAY 1940 | Irving Cummings

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[ghostcurse]

@windkonig you seen this?

[windkonig]

YES OMG I think the video is still cute but the person who made it doesn't seem to realize he is Mating with that sock. he isn't cuddling it, it's not his toy, he is Having Sex.

during mating the male beardie will bite the back of the female's neck just like he's doing with the sock LOL

[sometimesfairytale]

She puts his wife in the washing machine. Messed up.

[moviesludge]

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

[dduane]

Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[yafgcrich]

HAH! When I was working on character/prop design on Arthur, the script just said that Buster showed up in his pajamas. But since it struck me that Arthur’s pajama design included bunny slippers… and his best friend was a bunny, it seemed fitting to include Aardvark slippers on Buster’s pajama design.

Apparently the storyboard artist was amused and he featured the slippers in a closeup! I was so proud!

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]