get in the snow

hello i am hannah and i am legit 60% mermaid 40% pisces princess

[fancy-trashblog-deactivated2024]

This Starbucks red cup thing is so funny to me because

it’s a cup

not everyone who goes to Starbucks celebrates Christmas

it’s a cup

[pixie-pout]

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

[the-man-of-the-house]

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

[grownthot]

the best analogy

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Jokes on you, Fuckington, he’s of the genus Synanceia

Hope there’s a hospital nearby

[cuntographer-blog]

[mazmoney]

what did humans do to deserve dogs

[icouldhavecats]

[quickweaves]

mixed media

[thebrothersjonas]

that awkward moment between birth and death 

[lovelyenchilada]

today on bi-erasure: male friend asks me to prove that I am “a real gay”

uh oh you got me i am, in fact, an figment of your imagination. A fagment, if you will

[thebestoftumbling]

big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

[superjiantwerewolf]

wow!! CRUNCH

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

[janjas]

*bangs a broom on the upstairs of my brain where the intrusive thoughts live* Would you quiet down up there

[only1600kids]

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

[rubyetc]

werk that instability! 

[lovelyenchilada]

I woke up and thought it was November and you don't understand the pain and disappointment I feel right now

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[thatsthat24]