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damiano david on the phone with mario draghi after testing negative for drugs, on his way to sue lots of people for defamation: “so mario here’s how we’re going to finance esc 2022”

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Members of the Royal Family that are secretly giving netflix info

Theres so much personal stuff in the crown that SOMEONE has to be leaking info. It can’t all be creative license.

Queen Elizabeth II: She is 90 something, she has no fucks left to give, she’s seen it all, she just wants to watch the world burn and I admire that.

Prince Edward: Ik damn well he’s giving them info. He’s the baby, so people just say things to him because they think he won’t comprehend. He’s never gonna be king (sadly bc he’d be better than charles or andrew), so he really has nothing to loose. Also no way they just came up with Impressively Cunty, he told them he said that.

Princess Eugenie: I’m 100% sure she leaked everything about her Father.

John Mulaney: He was there in the tunnel on that fateful night.

Prince Phillip: Literally on 1% he’s just trying to go out with a bang.

Princess Kate: She gives me bad bitch queen energy.

Prince Harry: For what happened to his mom and Meghan he should leak it all.

Princess Charlotte: Yeah shes 6 so what? Period we stan her.

Diana via quigi board: WE STAN

The corgi handler: Imagine the shit they’ve seen.

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Can we just talk about Helena Bonham Carter's range for a moment? You've got the Queen of Hearts, Princess Margaret, Mrs Bucket AND Bellatrix Lestrange. Four very different roles, yet it's hard to imagine anyone else playing them. She's amazing

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*Charles is unfaithful to Diana, and eventually, Diana becomes unfaithful to Charles*

Everyone: Diana, why are you such a whore?

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Diana: *is depressed and severely alone*

Charles: you need to try harder I don’t feel appreciated and supported

Diana: *tries harder and increases support for the royal family, does immense charity work and is a present mother to her kids*

Charles: YoURe SteaLInG mY ThUndER

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Charles: *gets caught in an accident*

Me: * already knowing he lives*

Also me: god I hope he died

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Prince Charles & Camilla: It's been 23 years. We are now able to move on and heal and the public doesn't hated us as much anymore.

The Crown Season 4:

Reminding everyone how horrible people they are.

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The irony of Charles feeling upstaged by Diana at every event (which he was) is that now, more than 30 years later, his life hasn’t changed that much. He’s a prince in his 70s, an age at which most people have retired and he’s still not even got to do the job he was born to do and nobody cares about him anymore.

alicentpark

watching charles getting pissed at diana because she stole the spotlight from him is so annoying like its not her fault you have the personality of a wet sheet of paper you ugly ass man maybe if u fix ur posture people would pay more attention

duncan-rohanne

i see many people going on and on how this season of the crown is depressing and sure, yeah, it is, but then there is the comedic gold:

philip: which one is your favourite kid?

the queen: tough question, i’ll ask my secretary to arrange meeting with them, separately, and help me learn their names and their hobbies because i met them once in their lives

*a few days later*

the queen: i hate all our kids, they are morons, but the one i hate the least is probably… *looks at smugged paper in her hand* adrian

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Not be to a petty bitch on main but if I married a man who openly cheated on me for the ENTIRETY of our years long marriage and he started screaming in my face and crying because my successful press tour made his mistress feel bad, I would openly laugh in his face.