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multifandom blog I will make an intro post. someday.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[oakhurst-2799]

VSMP Text posts 13/?

Owen-centric post as propaganda to officially elect me for #1v!Owen fan for @thecouncilofdumdums's #1 VMPS characters fan competition. He's done everything wrong and I love him for it <3

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[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[kaisapphire]

I'm still stuck in the Crypt. I might be excited for Pantheon but that doesn't mean I'm not still stuck in Vampires

[lowpolyanimals]

Grub from White Knuckle

[vero-niche]

im about to go crazy mode on this beautiful cold watermelon

[vero-niche]

unrestrained summer fun

[doloneia]

late bronze age dashboard simulator

🔁 lukka-this-boat

🚣 lukka-this-boat

running low on bronze, which city should i sack 🤔?

ugarit

ugarit

ugarit

Voting ended onJun 9

👤 ugarits-finest-merchant-deactivated11770102

man, fuck you guys

#y'all hear anything? #...must've been the wind

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

cities these days just don’t respect the will of Amun like they used to… back in the days of Pharaoh people used to ACTUALLY pay the gods some respect!!

🌲 byblosiophile

for the last time, we are not giving you free lumber

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

but i hauveb no money 🥺

#i only wish to carry out the will of amun :( #its not my fault i was robbed in a tjeker town :(

🔁 uhhaziti-up-top

👩 ankhesenamun1348 Follow

I am a widowed and marriageable Queen 👸!! I am looking for a prince 👑 that’s ready to be tamed like a wild beast 🐺 tamed to be a pet 🐶 and never look back on the past life…

👤 4thbestprinceofhatti-deactivated1324051

o shit fr?

🛡️ uhhaziti-up-top

they fuckin got his ass LMAO

#yet another L from the land of hatti #bet egypt gave him plague too

🔁 kaškan-nicely-here

🐎 kaškan-nicely-here Follow

at the store 🤪 anyone want anything?

⚔️ you-wanna-piyame

mmm get me some of that sweet sweet iron 🤤

🌞 the-great-king-of-hatti

whgat the fuck. is that my house???

🐎 kaškan-nicely-here

move your feet, lose your seat 😌❤️

#not our fault you went to invade syria again lol #no takebacksies

🔁 littletirynthianpig

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

boat :)

#alashiya please lock in... my city is running out of bronze :(

🔁 eteocretan-eccentric

👤 cretan-cowboy-deactivated1450082

who up leapin they bulls

⛰️eteocretan-eccentric

never forget what the ahhiyawa took from us 😖

#they even stole our perfectly good syllabary

🔁 littletirynthianpig

🐷 littletirynthianpig

was anyone going to tell me there was more land to the west or was i supposed to just sail out there myself

🐷 littletirynthianpig

anyways look at my little hesperian piggy!!! #mylittlepiggy

#kind of a hassle to get him here but oh well #all in the name of major street cred

🔁 alashiyanbronzeboiler

🚣 ahhiyawan-adventurer Follow

starting to think this whole syllabary thing is a scam, we should ◊◊◠◡◉◡◠◊◊

🚣 lukka-this-boat

so true! i think △▼△▼◎▼△▼△

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

#mom come pick me up the aegean is actin weird again

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

🌊 tjekerbythehand Follow

can everyone quit harassing tjeker posters on here over that egyptian guy whining about the “will of amun”… OP literally stole 30 deben from us last week 🙄

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

no + its all in your head + all further communications must go thru my lawyer (the beautiful cypriot hostess who has granted me safe harbor)

#gods forbid a man carry out the will of amun-re #smh

🔁 sherden-my-herden

🌊 tjekerbythehand Follow

“oh no, the sea peoples are taking all our stuff!!” weak shit. the solution is simple: if you can’t beat em, join em. take to the sea ❤️

🌲 byblosiophile

instructions unclear, i am now in carthage

⛵️sherden-my-herden

what the fuck is a carthage

#is that some sort of new plague? do you have a salt deficiency

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

hey everyone, i’m here to announce that bronze ingot commissions are now CLOSED. i was dicking around in my forge the other day and found something way cooler & cheaper. more to come soon!!!

#end of an era haha #you guys are gonna LOVE this

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this insect cake by Canvas Cakes!

[girlnephew]

[baleful-meat-worm]

jmart

ouh

[greek-orthodox-priest]

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

[willgrahamscock]

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[evil-mop-eating-sponge]

Artfight 2026 part 1!

All my traditional sketch attacks :3

Attack for a friend of their little fanpires (tainted river) family! :D (user g4ywithstyle on artfight)

Attack for the moot @lovelyyrot hehe :3

Revenge attack!! (uhhh dk If they have Tumblr but user Ghostlyst4r on artfight)

Attack for @verdantdrawzstories hehe

Attack for very cool person @sunwillow28!!!!!

And veryyyy last minute attack for @sea-sea06 of toxic Yuri <3

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[meap114]

So this is just the plot to Homestuck as far as i understand it.

[y2k-internetexplorer]

[foone]

Cats have never forgiven us for swapping the warm displays with a built in shelf for a cold thin rectangle

[quinnhills]

one cat has never had to know that pain