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My talents include falling in love with the wrong person and sleeping all day

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kappa-crossing]

bugs on a date 😳😳

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

My dad said he checked the mail and there were dudes just straight up snorting coke out in the open lol

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

The earth is healing

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[saudi-blogger]

I can care about you and still cut you off and I can miss you and never talk to you again.

[catchymemes]

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Brolene, Brolene, Brolene, Brolene,

I’m beggin you my dude, don’t take my man.

Brolene, Brolene, Brolene, Brolene,

Please don’t take him just because you’re rad.

Your coolness is beyond compare,

With sweet-ass locks of manly hair,

With like, hella perfect skin and eyes of green.

Your smile is like a breath of weed,

Your voice is sick like the songs of Creed,

And you’d kick my ass in PVP,

Brolene

[ukulelekatie]

Me thinking about how different countries have different shaped electrical outlets

[ukulelekatie]

You mean like this?

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

[cannibalchicken]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 40 years when the planet is dying, they’ll unearth pictures of us on social media throwing a soda can in the trash instead of the recycling, and it’ll ruin our careers.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Minecraft Players:

[emberpanda]

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

[slimesauce-deactivated20180325]

[sleepy-st0rm]

hi what the Fuck

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

whoa

and I thought my hobbies were intense

[kim-jisoo]

Ariana Grande - break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored