I'm A Professional Sweetheart

((Ignore the old posts please. This is an old blog I'm renewing. Maybe just temporarily...))

[lovenotesfromroman]

Who’s ready for some lovin’?

…

That was bad. Don’t let me say that again.

[lovenotesfromemerald]

I’m sorry, what did you say?

[lovenotesfromroman]

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I didn't say anything.

[october-wing]

[lovenotesfromroman]

Who's ready for some lovin'?

...

That was bad. Don't let me say that again.

[lovenotesfromroman]

jazz hands

[alexandertheswell-deactivated20]

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

[balenaproductions-deactivated20]

I lost it at 0:21

[lovenotesfromroman]

So. she's stolen your lighter, she's stolen my wallet several times. That woman is going to drive us both nuts.

 I wonder what she'd look like as a jewelry set.

[lovenotesfromroman]

*steals your lighter*

Emerald, I swear to all that is holy that if you do not hand that back this instant I will drag you to the nearest Jewel Carving Store.

[hiramvh-deactivated20130818]

[calins]

IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN

[lovenotesfromroman]

So, uh, Roman... have you............ smiled today? ;D

Smi-smile? What is a smile?

Is it similar to smirking?

[lovenotesfromroman]

*Walks out of the shadows snapping* Guess who's back.

[lovenotesfromroman]

I love you.

And I love you too, random citizen.

[lovenotesfromroman]

Woof bark woof!! Yip yip woof growl bark!

Pets the small creature.

[lovenotesfromroman]

Emerges from the shadows snapping.

Guess who’s back.

[friendnotesfrompenny]

Roman! I missed you! … well, the part of you that doesn’t listen in to private conversations. Or hurt my friends.

[lovenotesfromroman]

Awwwww, how sweet of you to say, Jenny. It means a lot to me.

[lovenotesfromroman]

Emerges from the shadows snapping.

Guess who's back.

[lovenotesfromemerald]

  Me? Mess with you? I have no idea what you’re talking about oh great and mighty Roman. I would NEVER do such a thing~

[lovenotesfromroman]

Sure, sure, I totally believe you.

You're a better thief than you are a liar.

[lovenotesfromroman]

just dropping a line to tell you how perfect you are, please carry on

I should be sending this to you, really.

[lovenotesfromroman]

  ….

The other certain umbrella-bearing lady.

[lovenotesfromemerald]

Rihanna? I know she did that one song on umbrellas, but surely you could name her something else….

[lovenotesfromroman]

You’re not very good at this. Don’t play charades.

[cheeseburgerhelper]

Still convinced you’re talking about Mary Poppins.

[lovenotesfromroman]

Well then, I guess you're still wrong.