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in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence
Sharing my favourite games list again
A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in
What games have you played
0-20%
20-40%
40-60%
60-80%
80-100%
I was... busy
Feel free to guess which game this is
anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off
There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are
It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best
much to consider. thank you.
The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.
Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
I used to think it was kind of an odd factoid that most shark attacks happen because they mistake the outline of a surfboarder or diver for a seal and then I actually visited the ocean for the first time in my life a few years ago and immediately mistook a harbour seal for a guy in a wetsuit and had to be corrected. imagine if I waved and he couldn’t even wave back because his flippers are too short. humiliating for all parties involved
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up
i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know
playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me
Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this
did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??
the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy
You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form
finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on
