lover

sideblog • will alternate wildly between wholesome and obsessive devotions to the subjects of my affections ● something is wrong with me

[thesaddesttoothless]

age regressing to the kid at recess who doesn't understand why nobody wants to play with them

[frothingmalice]

[brain-w0rmz]

[maxxie-or-smth]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

[maskdoll]

im starting to think all of these blessed blades are just the same sword youre giving different names to

(brainwashed, wearing a princess dress) no. all of its blades are real. (it pulls up its skirt and many blades fall out and clatter to the ground)

[maskdoll]

what the hell. cuts you down with the heavens-slaying blade (in a pretty princess way)

[maskdoll]

anyone feeling like a brainwashed princess today

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[armoredprincess]

despite everything all my rivals are girls that look up to me and want the strength that I have. where’s the bitch that just fucking hates me and it’s mutual

[armoredprincess]

I need all the good humor leaving her eyes the second she spots me. on it.

[winged-void]

how to stand out

how to be interesting

good builds for when you're categorically worse than your peers

[maskdoll]

have you tried taking up the sword

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh, I just assumed you were taking your clothes off as a tacit invitation to be forcibly dressed up in my clothes while I take pictures of you and condescend to you. I guess we could just cuddle instead if you really want to.

[ace-trainer-alice]

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

[thedeliaishere]

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

[ace-trainer-alice]

if you really loved me you'd stop listening to those 'cursed amulet usage safety instructions' and leave me on overnight. Just think about how cute I'd look with unchecked access to your unconscious mind.

[ace-trainer-alice]

you think that it's cute when I, normally really expressive and emotional, go totally dead eyed and expressionless while I'm hurting someone.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh, I just assumed you were taking your clothes off as a tacit invitation to be forcibly dressed up in my clothes while I take pictures of you and condescend to you. I guess we could just cuddle instead if you really want to.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

[princessdraconic]

i admit that it was a bit gauche of me to present myself as a harried and helpless maiden escaping from that evil sorceress, but you wouldn't have heard me out any other way, would you? nod your head like you understand. very good. if i got to choose what happened to you, we'd just laze about in a pile here cuddling until i got bored. look disappointed that we're not doing that. lovely. she's going to love taking you to pieces. before you wake up, remember that all of you were under my spell, so you really can't trust any of each other, okay? good dolls.

[ace-trainer-alice]

what are you talking about? magic isn't real. your party members all decided to show up to my castle to rescue you in extremely out of character dresses while wielding various toys in place of weapons and looking vaguely out of it the whole time because of a nice and normal and consensual conversation they had with a pretty lady.