I think I just wet the bed from laughing
And I oop!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I think I just wet the bed from laughing
And I oop!
employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
Accurate AF
She doesn’t have the r a n g e.
She doesn't care, she doesn't have the RANGE!
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If i don’t reblog assume i have died
But why did this thread bring tears to my eyes. Guys the estrogen is strong within me 🤣
32 lbs thinner. Leaving you was a blessing. Sure, I loved you. Still do. But I love me more. We was toxic together. Look at my glow up, thank you for ending us. You made my life better. #blessingsindisguise https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu-YDSMnh8_Gl8ZK_Cpg36WhC_UuTXHLL3mZ840/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c0121lqiken6
this is me trying to speak english irl
Hearing her speak made me have a stroke!
Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
The Queen of Rap & the Queen of Pop 2gether. black excellence
Ariana ain’t black tho
but she is
Since when is Italian black? She’s Italian. Google it.
Why are British people so dumb yes ariana bleached her skin but it was before she learned to embrace her melanin! This is her before:
When are we going to stop tearing down dark skinned black women???
LAMSJDHFISOPAOWISUEDYEUIWOSLA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo yo
WHO made this
Oh sweet Jesus 🤣
This entire segment was gold. From start to finish.
The animosity. The grace.
This shit was genuinely like a super villains monologue, down to the shoe just barely missing her even though she didn’t dodge at all
Shut your mouth. Open up your ears!
Bitch I’m dead 🤣🤣 well the baby is to haha
[Retweet]
It’s a portal
Oh my god ❤️
Absolutely love this
Wow.
Please watch this.
i was a little apprehensive to watch this because it’s four minutes long and i have a short attention span, but within the first 30 seconds i was hooked.
watch this. please, you won’t regret it.
I love when this returns to my dash. It’s such an amazing story. Watch it.
Look at god. Amazing!
god creating me while trying to add just a little bit of dumb bitch
And this was god creating my gay ass!
An epic saga
I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car
Why can’t I have friends like this!!!!
(via cottoncandaddy)
LMFAO THE LAST PART
chaotic dorks
Meanwhile Gracie out here like...
I’m gay and have no idea who she is or what Sky High is 🤷🏻♂️