ℒeijon’s Lovers’ Lifelines™ is Hive City’s romantic courier and helpline service! At ℒℒℒ, we strive to provide world-class matchmaking services by way of our one-of-a-kind cupid couriers, musical couriers, and heartache helpline.
Our heartache helpline is a toll-free number, which Hive City residents may take advantage of to hash out their relationship drama with a total stranger! This service is provided for anonymity, but those who choose to be identified are more than welcome to go public with their affections.
Meanwhile, our cupid couriers will work to deliver any of our gift packages, listed for your convenience below:
The Building Blocks of Romance Package ($15): This package includes a personalized letter, a small box of chocolates, and a small plush of your own desired shape; that means we’ll do anything from dogs to dragons!
The Total Sweetheart Package ($20): This package includes a personalized letter, a medium box of chocolates, a medium plush of your own desired shape, and a bouquet of twelve (12) flowers of the giver’s choice.
The Quintessential Lover’s Package ($25): This package includes a personalized letter, a large box of chocolates, a large plush of your own desired shape, a bouquet of twelve (12) flowers of the giver’s choice, and a bottle of any wine or liquor the sender chooses.
For an extra $10, givers may request a singing telegram to be sent in addition to their purchased packages! These singing telegrams may feature any song of the giver’s choice, though NSFW songs will adhere to our rules on NSFW content. Additionally, givers may request solely a singing telegram in lieu of another gift.
Please feel free to ask our manager if you have any further questions about the service! Thank you for choosing ℒeijon’s Lovers’ Lifelines™ — where a little love goes a long way.
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