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[lovesickkittycat]

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-> i use they/them pronouns

-> i tag things pretty sparingly so lmk if theres ever something that you want/need tagged

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

at the library and i know im supposed to be "volunteering" for "college credit" but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes closing the yu-gi-oh website

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes opening twitter

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping

[apolladay]

Employed people, if everything you needed to live comfortably was automatically paid for, would you still work at your job? (Read all options)

Yes, as many hours as I work now, even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, less hours than I work now (more than 50%), even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, less hours than I work now (less than 50%), even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, as much as I work now, but only if I still get paid

Yes, less than I work now (more than 50%), but only if I still get paid

Yes, less than I work now (less than 50%), but only if I still get paid

No, but I would work a different job (that’s socially mostly considered a ‘real’ job)

No, but I would work a different job (that’s socially mostly considered ‘not a real job’)

No, but I would contribute to society/the community in some other way

No, and I would not contribute to society/the community (even though I can do so comfortably)

No, and I would not contribute to society/the community (because I can’t do so comfortably)

I don’t have a job/results

Employed people, if everything you needed to live comfortably was automatically paid for, would you still work at your job? (Read all options)

Yes, as many hours as I work now, even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, less hours than I work now (more than 50%), even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, less hours than I work now (less than 50%), even if I didn’t get paid

Yes, as much as I work now, but only if I still get paid

Yes, less than I work now (more than 50%), but only if I still get paid

Yes, less than I work now (less than 50%), but only if I still get paid

No, but I would work a different job (considered a ‘real' job)

No, but I would work a different job (considered ‘not a real' job)

No, but I would contribute to society/the community in some other way

No, and I would not contribute to society/the community (even though I can do*

No, and I would not contribute to society/the community (because I can’t do*

I don’t have a job/results

Voting ended onMay 30

* so comfortably)

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[apolladay]

trans people and non-binary people, what relationship do you have with the gender you started with? choose the one that applies most often.

(missing it can mean you wish it stayed that way or just nostalgia, whatever fits best)

didnt like it dont miss it

didnt like it when i had it but miss it now

liked it when i had it but not anymore

i mostly liked it and miss it somewhat

i liked it and miss it

still identify with it to some degree

other (please comment)

not trans/results

trans people and non-binary people, what relationship do you have with the gender you started with? choose the one that applies most often.

didnt like it dont miss it

didnt like it when i had it but miss it now

liked it when i had it but not anymore

i mostly liked it and miss it somewhat

i liked it and miss it

still identify with it to some degree

other (please comment)

not trans/results

Voting ended onMay 23

(missing it can mean you wish it stayed that way or just nostalgia, whatever fits best)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fruitcakebro]

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

[snoodly-boop]

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

[raspberryslut]

I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

MUSIC | Fortress Dwellers

Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan

[ilynpilled]

the culture of anxiety and paranoia the community online has fostered when it comes to art is very absurd

[ilynpilled]

yes, that discourse is y i even reblogged this, though i vaguely remember that being there last year too when i participated 😭 seems so comically online digital artist toil & ip brained on top of just being a virtually unenforceable and meaningless rule anyway

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[chaihat-blog]

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS EXCITING NEWS. SO I TALKED TO MY PARENTS AND AFTER HEAVY PERSUADING, THEY FINALLY SAID THAT THEY WILL LET ME GO TO DISNEYLAND BUT ONLY IF THIS GET'S 500,000 NOTES.

THEY THINK THAT I WON’T GET THESE MANY NOTES SO THEY’RE TRYING TO WEASEL OUT OF LETTING ME GO. PLEASE HELP ME FULFILL MY HOPES FOR THE SUMMER GUYS. PLEASEEEE

[chaihat-blog]

#You guys are so mean #I got no friends on tumblr to help me #for gods sake you guys got a fluffy chicken for a person #but not a single note to let me go to disneyland #hopes and dreams thoroughly crushed

[a-shiny-duskull-deactivated2016]

COME ON GUYS SHE NEEDS OUR HELP

[damnthatpixie]

Why haven’t more people helped?!

Here, we can do this!

[butterfly-sapphic]

I genuinely expected less than 500k but way more notes than this. I laughed out loud when I saw the number

[xenasaur]

it’s so funny it’s been more than a decade and we are not even fucking close

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[hodgepodge-collage]

He’s so large!!! Here’s an NYT article about him

[verifiablebot]

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family