this is just like glee

cat. i be in my thoughts not my feelings there's a difference.

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

[transmechanicus]

[sleepytime-bear]

i wasnt born i was canned and i emerged in 1858 when the can opener was invented and i was finally free from my aluminum prison

[allamericansbitch]

It started with imagery. Visuals that popped into my mind and piqued my curiosity. Stars drawn around scars. A cardigan that still bears the scent of loss twenty years later. Battleships sinking into the ocean, down, down, down. The tree swing in the woods of my childhood. Hushed tones of “let’s run away” and never doing it. The sun drenched month of August, sipped away like a bottle of wine.   In isolation my imagination has run wild and this album is the result, a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness. Picking up a pen was my way of escaping into fantasy, history, and memory. I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down.

[afro-elf]

Prince Philip dying at 99 made me realise I never kept it 💯 with you. He died as a prince and I’m dying to make you my queen

no words no words no words no words no words

[normal-horoscopes]

UPDATE: Sources say Prince Phillip has crossed the Acheron and reached the Citadel of Adjudication in Limbo. When approached for comment, King Minos was quoted saying he was "Real excited for this one, real excited."

[normal-horoscopes]

BREAKING: Sources say judgment has been passed. Our team astral projecting into hell as spotted a pair of Imps carrying Prince Phillips shade on a pair of meathooks over the plains of Lust.

[normal-horoscopes]

UPDATE: An emissary from heaven appears to have arrived and interrupted Prince Phillips transportation deeper into hell. They appear to be carrying a young shade. At the time it is unclear what the aides of heaven want with the prince's shade.

[normal-horoscopes]

UPDATE: ITS DIANA WITH THE CHAIR

[lolt64]

yeeowch! *is torn asunder*

[deathscythes]

rip prince philip you were so zombiecore bestie 💔

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[1989s]

[coldasyou]

Thank you so much for having me!

[loveisbraveandwild]

OOOOOHHHH AND IT RAINS IN YOUR BEDROOM EVERYTHING IS WRONG IT RAINS WHEN YOURE HERE AND IT RAINS WHEN YOURE GONE CAUSE I WAS THERE WHEN YOU SAID FOREVER AND ALWAYS

[drunkmasqueraderevelers]

laughing at how Taylor said on Ellen that once she found the right guy she wouldn’t remember the boy who broke up with her on the phone in 27 seconds when she was 18 and now almost 13 years later we have her releasing scathing track after scathing track about Joe Jonas while his wife cheers her on

[backstreets]

whoever white horse was written about. that dude needs to kill himself.

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again...

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

We all exist together... that’s pretty neat...

[astonishmaint]

lil something to get you through the day

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[julesblackthorns]

right where you left me by taylor swift // ever given stuck in the suez canal