Cat *ding* I'm a kitty cat.

25. ISFP. My name isn't Jack. How do I sleep at night? Ask your husband. Secret merman.

[shencomix]

[callmebliss]

What the fuck I love this

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[queernigga]

“it’s whole kernel”

 im SCREAMING

shared via @gazikodzo

[petty-vvap]

The first time she looked at the camera had me deaaaaaaddd

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[spacegate]

Diogenes of Sinope was on some real shit i tell you what.

-He lived in a tub in the market place cause fuck houses. There he would regularly masturbate in public and didn’t give two shits.

-He would walk around with a lantern during the day and tell people he was looking for an honest man.

-Alexander the Great was a big fan of Diogenes. He asked Diogenes if he could do any favor, and Diogenes told him that he was standing in his light and to move. Alexander was impressed but the balls of this guy, and then said ‘ But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”. Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes. “

-He would Pee on people who insulted him.

-When Plato defined a man as a ‘featherless biped’, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to him, declaring ‘BEHOLD! PLATOS MAN!’

-The face spitting came from an instance where a man invited Diogenes to his splendid manor, and told him not to spit anywhere. So Diogenes spit in his face.

-For a while his only possession was a bowl. When he saw a child drinking water with his hands, he threw away the bowl because why bother with it when he can just use his hands?

-One theory of how he died is that he just got tired of living, held his breath, and then died. He specified in his will he wanted his body thrown out of the city so wild animals can eat it.

Seriously people should read up on this guy. He was next level shit.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Diogenes was the first depressed millennial memelord

[adultadhd]

me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[grateful-owl]

I’m gonna send ya in another world.

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[ohhwendypeffercorn]

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

[deejay]

Sponge daddy 😭

[childhoodruiner]

Maybe its a cover…

[victorious]

Im tryna be this rich….

[incidentalcomics]

Iridescence

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[charmed]

True magic is neither black nor white. It’s both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance on its own.

THE CRAFT (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[weloveshortvideos]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

too much me

[travalicious]

i can’t believe this is a real commercial

[kamen-yaiba]

WHAT

[operattack]

[beardset]

At first I thought this was about discovering the dads kink

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[jedipokemonmaster]

This must have been made by Wow Presents

[gaymer-chris]

It’s UNHhhh but with snape and voldemort 😂

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[mozartinsesi]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[videos4whatsapp]