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i feel like the government has tried to erase all my memories of these
which spongebob character is the white gay friend
larry the lobster next question
larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio
Floundr bio I’m out
i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too
How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.
drag them!
He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.
true. but Spongebob is also fem so
So that would mean Patrick is a bear?
I wanna fuck sandy squirrels
… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be
And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks
If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic
and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy
I choked because of this
I died at spussy and twinkbob
Stop putting this on my dash
Spussy
This finally clears things up.
This never gets old
By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)
I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite
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If y'all could hear the noise I just made 😂
Ten years ago today…
You better go off, bitch
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Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)
Spiderman would be a lot less cool if he didn’t live in New York
There is no better time for this gif.
I can’t not reblog that gif.
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
lgbt was coined by the beatles as an acronym for their names
Lennom George harrison ford Ball “is life” mccartney The drummer
How Your Job Changes Over Time (1st Day Vs 101st Day)
make your own foot scrub
feet are pretty hard to make
dont call me a scrub ever again
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer
Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page
White privilege can also be hard…
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Dear God….
I am fucking dying omg
I’m the second “Berkley” yell