firestar catboy onceler

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[kangals]

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

[kangals]

HI HI HI HI

[cor-ardens-archive]

10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[fleetn-crab85]

Father Mulcahy and some stupid Swamp Rats

[strangegoingson]

[pinknatural]

i've read fics where dean finds out that bobby is gay and his mind is blown but it would be a million times funnier if sam found out bobby was gay (like in the later seasons after bobby was dead or something) and he's like WHAT. WHAT?!?? and dean's like yeah..... you didn't know ? 🙄 what did you think he and rufus were doing??

[aphony-cree]

he re-reads John's journal and starts seeing that all the entries about Bobby and Rufus are clearly saying that they're more than friends. Sam is like "Cas, do you think I'm oblivious to things?" and Cas is like "Yes Sam, sometimes" and Sam is like "Why are you shirtless in Dean's room? Did you need to borrow a shirt?"

[lelif]

the beauty of life

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[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[m1ontee]

[warumin]

[thatneoncrisis]

i saw a post earlier that was talking about how a lot of non black people will opt to listen to musical comedy style rap performed by a white guy (lil dicky, lonely island, bo burnham) as opposed to listening to traditional rap, a lot of which features clever wordplay and references to nerd shit like, nintendo or anime or whatever the fuck

and there was something about the post that didnt click with me. like i DO think people on this site need to stop coming up with every excuse under the sun to not listen to black music genres as performed by black people. but "clever wordplay" isnt the same as musical comedy. theres more to it than that, its usually the execution of a joke through music, the set up in the first verse, the punchline in the chorus, the escalating absurdity ect ect

that being said theres 100 percent musical comedy rap done by black people where half the joke isnt "nerdy white guy is rapping." i highly recommend this one by zaydante on youtube its funny as fuck and has really good production value

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[feitanswife]

WHAT

[gondorsfinest]

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

Keep reading

[ileolai]

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

[ebonykain]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read

[faejilly]

Highlights from the timeline via wikipedia as this thread is from 2017:

As previously mentioned, the idea originated at Pride (Brisbane 2003) in reaction to punitive anti-marriage legislation

“On the 14th day of June 2004, at this highest point in the Coral Sea, Emperor Dale Parker Anderson raised the gay rainbow flag and claimed the islands of the Coral Sea in his name as homeland for the gay and lesbian peoples of the world. God Save our King!”

The campsite/capital Heaven was named after the London nightclub

War was declared on Australia in September 2004

The aforementioned stamps were issued in July 2006 “with the aim of creating a high and distinctive reputation amongst the philatelic fraternity”

They were never recognized legally/internationally as a micronation (and in fact Anderson refused to attend a conference in 2010 because they weren’t actually trying to be a sovereign nation)

In Feb 2017, Abetz was objecting to the flag of a “hostile nation” being flown

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands was dissolved in November 2017 (when same-sex marriage was legalized)

[stickyfrogs]

The Soil Gremlins have been Harvested and the Staring has commenced!