Hawkeye Pierce Is Chaotically Bisexual

Mostly mash, but sometimes other, vaguely adjacent things. You can call me Syd or Ray if you like! I’m 21 and any pronouns are fine with me. My main is @loooiiee

[inapoemunlimited]

M*A*S*H 2.20 "As You Were" (1974) / THE PITT 2.15 "9:00 PM" (2026)

[beejwatch]

MASH s04e20 - The Novocaine Mutiny

[beejwatch]

something very satisfying to me about BJ just being punctuation. like thats exactly what hes for.

[thelatecaptainpierce]

@gifevents: Hoist the Colours Day 1 - Sex

Trapper and Hawkeye wish you a Happy Pride!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[robkellycreative]

Saturday w/ @cuddleswinchester

[m--bloop]

S5E6 - "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"

[catch57]

goodbye, farewell and amen- m*a*s*h // death of a ladies’ man- leonard cohen // you’re gonna make me lonesome- bob dylan

[jessebloom]

[the-last-darn-sock]

MASH: Rare Loretta Swit Stories That Will Make You Cry

Loretta Swit shares emotional memories about working with 'MASH' castmates like Alan Alda, Larry Linville, and Harry Morgan.

[thelatecaptainpierce]

M*A*S*H - 2x05: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

[gloomsday]

this zoom out went absolutely crazy for no reason like sure let's reveal bj hunnicutt lounging sexily on the operating table while intently observing hawkeye yeah thanks for that

[thealogie]

For anyone who missed it, here is a recording of the mash cast doing a table read of “bottle fatigue” courtesy of david odgen stiers recording it on his little tape recorder and if you love the gang, them reading/reacting to the jokes for the first time is something that can actually be so better than therapy

[thealogie]

And actually for anyone who can listen but has trouble with auditory processing even on the crispest of shows without subtitles, here is a rough transcript I like to have handy to scroll through when the laughing gets in the way of telling what they’re laughing at

[macbethheadband]

idk who bj is but hes literally named blowjob how could he NOT be gay

Wait till you find out what his wifes name is

[macbethheadband]

Happy anniversary blowjob and peg

[omar-little]

[flintism]

“if it were you would you want to know?”

“would you want to tell me?”

“i meant something to her and i had no idea”

“she wasn’t completely honest about how she felt. you can’t blame yourself entirely”

“i just thought there might be something we wanted to say to each other before i left”

“i want you to know how much you’ve meant to me”

“i’ll see you back in the states. i promise. but just in case, i left you a note.”

[theblob1958]

is he….. you know *sits and stands like this*

[hapy2justb]

I sit and stand like this all the fucking time and I’m not a faggot❣️💋🔥

[theblob1958]

okay. he is

[hapy2justb]

How do you know Panchita?

Is this lore or reality we’re talking?

[theblob1958]

it’s on the wiki

[mashandmartinis]

never not thinking about the shirt grab