Hawkeye Pierce Is Chaotically Bisexual

Mostly mash, but sometimes other, vaguely adjacent things. You can call me Syd or Ray if you like! I’m 21 and any pronouns are fine with me. My main is @loooiiee

[strangegoingson]

[4-0-doublenatural]

Always thinking about Klinger casually handing Hawkeye a Life Magazine with pictures of Maine and acting like it's no big deal it was just lying around while Hawkeye gushes about how wonderful it is getting to see home and immediately going to show it off to BJ.

And Hawkeye learning Klinger traded that magazine for a giant Lebanese salami. A taste from his home because he knew how much Hawkeye would love those pictures of Maine.

Klinger and Hawkeye and their mutual understanding of what home means to each other.

[largedad]

mash 4077 customer service slip-ups

[varsityhearts]

it turns out its actually very easy to set up a custom search engine . so! here's the MASH transcript search engine i've always wished for!

it pulls from the transcripts on subslikescript and is hopefully a useful resource for finding out which episodes specific words/phrases/lines of dialogue are from . it helps makes it easier to locate scenes for edit making, see how often certain phrases appear in the show or just trying to remember what episode That One Thing happened in . i also recommend using quotation marks for better success when searching for phrases! like this:

inspired by @butch--dan's eternally useful spn search engine + thank you @theblob1958 for directing me to a decent transcript source :-)

[radarsmenagerie]

bro pass me the aux

[plays mash theme in its entirety and then leaves the party]

[nezboing]

[freelance-abortionist]

[ghostpunkrock]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “winter 2021” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I think they wrote a cohesive gay narrative into 1970s sitcom mash

my tumblr mutual pacing around their bedroom: bj hunnicutt is lying

[mistranslatingpostsintogerman]

mein Rauschgifthändler: hab Heterobenzin 🔥😛 die Sorte heißt „winter 2021“ 😳 die haut dir eins auf den Dez 💯

ich: ja, schon klar. ich fühl nen Scheißdreck.

5 Minuten später: Alter, ich glaub, die haben eine zusammenhängende schwule Nebenhandlung in die 70er-Jahre-Situationskomödie Brei eingearbeitet.

meine gegenseitig verfolgte Becherglasnutzerin, nervös in ihrem Schlafzimmer umherlaufend: Fellatio Honigschnitt lügt

[oldmabeuf]

bright and early

[pursuitofinsanity]

There are so many compilations of Margaret physically expressing her emotions by kicking down doors and such, but I rarely ever see this gem in Yalu Brick Road where she literally tears off the siding of the Swamp to get to Charles when the door is right there

[thebreakfastgenie]

Venn diagram

[oldmabeuf]

70s disco loudly playing in the background

summertime at the 4077th

[redcheekdays]

i couldn't stop thinking about this post so. behold my vision

[bracketsandunderscores]

an underappreciated genre of hawkeye is when an activity requires no hawkeye and he's kind of just lurking and pissing everyone off

[sonny-whorezik]

poses gayly with my faggot #myfaggot

[freelance-abortionist]

idk if anyone knows/remembers the story of the dad who kept his hand on an airplane arm rest so that his daughter could sleep against it but this is exactly the same thing. this is dad behavior. potter is radar’s dad that’s hIS DAD

[savillum]

mail call (inspired by this robert patterson illustration)