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NCT doesn’t need a dating ban if this is how they flirt
sleepy jisung (๑ᵕ ө ᵕ๑ )
I love this boy with my whole heart wtf
4 years of us being crackheads together~
hopefully one day you can play minecraft again LOL (y'all excuse this post lol it’s our 4th year being best friends hehe)
love ya bub ♡ @peaches-writes
aww 4 years and we still dorks 🤠 I LOVE YOU
No commercial has yet to top this
Jaemin: Chenle, why did you eat half a box of crayons?
Chenle: Jisung dared me.
Jisung: I didn't think you'd eat all of them. What's wrong with you?
Chenle: Can I eat the rest?
Jaemin: Chenle no.
it’s not dotae if they aren’t fighting
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Dokyeom’s nose was always meant to be an actor
just a note i learned from psychology class last year about the statistic behind suicide:
the most ‘common group’ for those who commit suicide are teenage guys/young men and a lot - if not most - of them suffered under the pressure of having to act a certain way, or more specifically, in a ‘masculine’ way. i’m not saying others don’t but it’s things like this, stupid things like this, that put them under that pressure
boys are allowed to have blue butterflies painted all over their faces and people better stop bitching about it :’)
jeongin’s birthday countdown → d-4 : best outfits (imo)
It’s this bubs bday uwu
Kim Doyoung. The cutest bean. Take a compilation of him being cute on JCC nct night night ep.
chenle: “yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”
jisung: but it’s just as fast
chenle: The Lord yeetith and The Lord yoinkith away
donghyuck: I think I’m having a stroke
18 from misc, with anyone ft. soonlin- CRACK FIC BLEASE🙏🙏😔 crack me the fic up
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
Jungwoo ft. Soonlin @justkpopjokes
OkAy hEre wE gO.
Soonlis pov (it gets messy so just know that the ‘I’ I’m talking about it my POV :))
So like. I was hanging out with my bsf Jungwoo and then Lin was there too or something.
And we were just casually at the park at like midnight just talking and stuff
No we’re not homeless, we have a place.
we just dEciDe to go the park at midnight okay
Now this park is like. In the center of our smol town place so you got karaoke off in one direction and a pub over there and a local cute toy store over somewhere.
“Y’all what are we even doing out here.” I asked
“Idk bro you said you wanted to go for a walk.” Lin rEpliEd
I started to walk over to the swing set from the bench we were sitting on
Jungwoo sits on the other
And then Lin deadass climbs the swings and sits on top
Causing me to swing higher as she fucking ShoOk mY sWinG aNd aLmoSt fLipPEd me
Jungwoo tried to rescue me from this insane best friend I had so he had to like grab me off the swing before she fUckInG sWunG iT agAiN
So I ended up just kinda falling and crushing Jungwoo under my fatass
Which I felt bad for so we just kinda went to dat one local clinic to see if I broke his rib cage
*To ThE cLiniC*
“So nothing's broken which is a good thing (hehhee good thing)”
I felt really bad so I ran out and got him flowers :)) uwu
That was probably the craziest thing that happened that whole night
Except when I got real sleep deprived and started just frolicking around the whole park and playing on the playground (hehe welcome to my playground)
And they were just like StOp (baby don’t stop ;)))
Then Lin just goes
“Jesus Christ. I’m too sober for this.” Watching me flip myself off the monkey bars
“You don’t even drink” Jungwoo said back to her
“Maybe I should start” she replied
“hehyYeyye mAybE I shOuLd sTart tOo” I’m too sleep deprived for this shit oml
Then that’s the time when Jungwoo potato sacks me over his shoulder and brings me and Lin home :)
Then me and Lin just cuddle while watching random British Baking Netflix shows
THIS PROBABLY MADE NO SENSE BUT LIN ILY LMFAO
Father material right there
Part 1. Mkay! Finally gonna post this :) I have no name for this so pls give suggestions skksksks
he kinda cute🤔
jk jokes jokes cuz he HELLLAAAA cute
Chenle’s First & Last-
*Chenle sits down sadly on the couch and drinks his soda*
Mark: “Why are you sad? Did they run out of Sprite Cranberry?”
Chenle: “What? no…there’s this girl i like-”
*Taeyong immediately turns off the tv*
Yuta: “But i was watching that-”
*Taeyong turns to Chenle*
Taeyong: “Speak sweetie”
Chenle: “There’s this girl i like but i don’t know how to get her attention”
Taeil: “Have you tried being nice?”
Haechan: “Ugh Taeil we don’t live in the 19th century”
Ten: “Wdym i would love if someone gave me flowers or something” *hint hint*
Kun: “What if the girl is allergic?”
Ten: “I’m talking about me tho”
Johnny: “Chenle you gotta be assertive, be confident”
Chenle: “I’m confident about my basketball skills that’s about it”
Johnny: “I’ll show you, Mark help me out, pretend to be a girl”
Mark: “YES-”
Doyoung: *watches Mark get up* “This should be fun-”
*Johnny pretends to act cool*
*Mark pretends to ignore him*
Johnny: “HEY”
*Mark doesn’t turn around*
*Johnny cuffs his hands around his mouth and yells*
Johnny: “AYE YO BITCH-”
*Mark turns around with a smile on his face*
Mark: “HeyYyYyYyYy” *sticks tongue out*
Johnny: “See it works”
Jaehyun: “Listen to me Chenle, DO NOT listen to these dumbasses”
Taeyong: “It works tho, that’s how Johnny got me”
Mark: “Yeah i did this back home with alllll the girls”
Haechan: “Oh yeah? Where are they now?”
Mark: “…In Canada duh-”
Chenle: “Wow…i think I’ll try that tomorrow”
Jaehyun: “DID YOU JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAID?”
Chenle: “I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS LEFT”
*Johnny saluts Chenle*
Johnny: “Good luck broski”
*Chenle takes a shot of his soda and leaves*
*The next day Chenle walks into the Dreamies’ practice room with a black eye*
Jisung: “Did a basketball hit you in the face again?”
*Jaemin looks at Chenle concerned*
Jaemin: “My goodness wtf happened to you”
*Chenle looks Jaemin in the eyes with his 1 good eye*
Chenle:“ Never. Say. Bitch. To. A. Female.”
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