[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[marzipanandminutiae]

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

source

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Calling all archaeoblurs!

If you're an archaeologist* and have a Tumblr, reblog this or sound off in the comments! I figured it's high time we put together a directory of sorts.

*for our purposes, archaeologist can mean someone who has or is working on a degree in archaeology, you don't necessarily have to be currently practicing. If you have a blog that is specifically archaeology focused, include that and what your specialty is!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

If you're in a related field like anthropology, museums, or archives, include yourself with whatever your field is :)

[lovisansjovis]

Archivist in sweden, I have a BA in medieval European archaeology as well.

[letmebegaytodd]

Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

[letmebegaytodd]

okay but what if i believed in myself really really hard

[theehorsepusssy]

[americanprimitives-deactivated2]

Ground Control to Major Shlong

[teaboot]

[cringepoop]

[woolandflax]

You wouldn’t understand

[brucebocchi]

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

[number1girl]

me at the job i begged god for

[lesbianbloodritual]

urgently seeking more images of this nature

[gayestcowboy]

in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

[hollowedskin]

"my kids know me as this ape"

[aranock]

"I met my wife when I WAS in this ape" what does he mean by in this ape???? Why the all caps "WAS" XD.

[tbposting]

god imagine how much better the world would be if these people just commissioned some fucking fursonas with all that money instead

[shirtsthatgohard]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

[pocketcolors]

best gif of all time mayhaps

[pocketcolors]

hi. i love you

[princessmo]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

using the device

[ralfmaximus]

[omghotmemes]

Ths bishop’s twitter post

[enaroholmes]

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

[jellyfish-neo]

[certified-iconic-post]

certified iconic post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhh-im-not-me]

it gets better

[saracastically]

now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

[saracastically]

plus roughs !