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31•Cis(She/Her)•Ace/Bi Call me Maggot. Self-shipping blog. Mostly SFW apart from the occasional text post which will be under a cut. Minors, please don't follow. My main F/O is Eduardo from Eddsworld. You can ask him stuff too. Check my links for my full F/O list.

[maggotships]

Was planning on coming back to this blog, but I think I’m just gonna ditch. Like. I’m not the jealous type, but I do understand that some people are. That’s fine. It happens.

That said, being made to actually feel guilty for loving the same character as someone else... It’s not something I can deal with. I joined the self ship community so I WOULDN’T have to feel like shit or be shamed for liking certain characters. If I can’t have that here of all places, then what’s even the point?

[foxships]

someone: self shipping is bad and gross and unhealthy

me: 

[quietcrushing]

imagine your f/o staying up late with you. you’re not doing anything, you’re just laying in bed. enjoying each other’s company and stuff.

[imagine-your-fav-character]

Imagine your favorite character pushing your hair out of your face before kissing you

[maggotships]

I need to post here more.

But also, I’m tired all the damn time.

[dearly-beeloved]

okay, but get this: what if, if you have objects depicting your f/o(s), any time you touch those things affectionately, your f/o felt it?

Kiss your plushie? your f/o feels the strangest ghostly kiss…

touch a poster with your f/o? a gentle caress to their cheek, just when they needed it

and so on

[selfloving-shipper]

Ok but now imagine the same but happening to you.

Those phantom brushes where you think your hair is tickling your cheek? You’re f/o is smiling as the brush their finger over your picture on their phone.

You swear you can feel someone touching your hand? Your f/o is moving the figure of you by holding your hand.

I’ll also take it a step further and say every time you think you hear someone say your name it’s your f/o talking to you in hushed whispers

[andy-ludgate-deactivated2018112]

IF YOU THINK I SPEND ALL OF MY TIME OBSESSING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

then you’re absolutely right my friend

[commander-ledi]

my favorite fanfic trope is two idiots pining for each other and literally everyone except them are aware of how deeply they are in love with each other

[valtsv]

character: *has fangs*

me:

[imaginey0urfavorite]

Imagine your favorite character going on a road trip with you.

[userboxed]

[selfshipsugguestions]

Imagine your F/O bragging about you. 

[mic-and-cheese]

Please consider your f/o picking up on your speech patterns

[speedwagonswife]

me @my subconscious

give me dreams about my f/o you coward

[yondus-wife]

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

Imagine your f/o falling for you

And I mean falling HARD.

Suddenly they can’t seem to go a day without thinking of you.

They notice all the little things about you that maybe you don’t even notice, and love all of them.

All those habits that you think are weird or are insecure about? They think they’re absolutely adorable.

All it takes is for you to laugh and they get butterflies.

You smile at them?? Oh lord have mercy on their soul, it’s almost too much to handle!

Your hands brush against theirs? Their heart is suddenly pounding faster than they thought it ever could. They’re gonna stay up late thinking about it!

It’s so easy for you to make them blush!

They look at you with the most love struck expression ever, but turn away before you can notice.

Whenever you hang out, they always wish it could last forever.

Just think about your f/o being a complete and utter lovesick puppy for you :3

[speedoweedo]

tfw u love a character who is an asshole with 0 redeeming qualities and makes 0 attempt to better themself