[euripideez-nuts]

the moon and her stars

[harrystylesdaily]

2011-2015

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[7484853929297438282993949292]

Lowkey i will be killed within the weeks

[theweight]

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

[cyberxbattalion]

Anthony Bourdain gives his personal hangover recovery method (2016)

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

[supersonic1994]

[heylioo]

[selfmaderibcageman]

few understand just how many such cases there are

[jokoarchived]

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

[tabiheel]

that sickly crested canary on the right was putting these three men through guantanamo bay for some songs about being a mouse who wants a cadburry creme egg and pussy

[romeclipse]

heart shaped architecture my beloved <3

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[grahamgored]

i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane

[protoindoeuropean]

one thing that žižek is right for is constantly saying "what do i mean by this?" and then continuing on uninterrupted. something to emulate