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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Two lightning strikes connecting.
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reblog before december 17th
But they’re not female presenting
It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?
Go on, present those nipples, girl!
Besides a gun, a camera is an object that illicits the most drastic change in behavior when pointed at someone.
The most beautiful dog that you will see before christmas 🐶❤️
they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years
he does exist!
they do exist
oohh….*faints*
eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96
thats not 8 years
that;s 18 years
WHAT
it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.
okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age
from 1993. thats 22 years ago
this commercial has been playing for 22 years.
thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change
okay but
this one’s from 1989
26 years
marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
❄️🎄🤶🏻⛄️♥️⛄️🤶🏻🎄❄️ Went to Kings' Dominion's Winterfest! Eli had a BLAST! It was SO beautiful! I've never seen so many lights!! I mean.... they were EVERYWHERE! & (fake) snow! & so much Christmas music! Such a fun holiday event, I'm totally glad we went, even with all the stress... We didn't get to do most of what we hoped, like get a picture with Santa, (we even stood in line twice - it was a no-go, his stranger danger kicked in hardcore.... ) But it was still a great night!! Actually, it was our first really big outing with E as a toddler. Dad/Husband had a bit of a breakdown; just realizing how big &grown up his little boy is getting, even cried a bit. E had only one BIG freak out/tantrum, but it was as we were about to leave, so it was quite late, WAY past his bedtime & he had a shit-nap, so it was totally justified (almost expected - he was moving beyond tired & into walking zombie). But other than that, he was a dream! He even walked (while holding the side of his stroller & would NOT let us help, he wanted to do it himself) practically the whole time! I was beyond impressed! My favorite moment of the night was when Eli got to ride his first ride!!! Eeek! I was so stoked for him to try a real ride... HE LOVED IT!! Yay!! It was a little plane that went up & down on a circle (like a Ferris wheel 🎡), fast enough to cause a "tickle" or lump in the pit of your stomach that would climb up into your throat! He laughed every time it went down, & squee-d every time we went up! I was afraid he wouldn't like roller coasters, or rides in general, especially cause his dad & I are fanatics, but so far, so good!! ♥️
Combining two of my favorite things & creating stunning art... 📷❄️
I know this is true.
🖤c/m/e🖤
Well, the kid is getting better at selfies...
Soon, Tumblr as we know it will change… but before that happens, I just want to say…
…
Thanks for the mammaries
For the memes that wouldn’t quit
For agreeing to say “I like your shoelaces” if we ever met
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Thanks for the bad puns
For the emotional support
And for opening our eyes to things we’d never seen before
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Thanks for incorrect quotes
For the Mishapocolalypse
For all the OTPs that never quite became canon ships
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Thanks for “the signs as” lists
For the fanmixes and fanfic
And for how a certain imagine could make us squee or squick
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Thanks for AO3 feeds
For aesthetics and moodboards
For how “what is air?” worked when we were lost for words
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Thanks for the headcanons
For shoving breadsticks in your purse
And how we never can forget the phrase “take me to snurch”
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Thanks for the recipes
For how text posts derailed
For gushing about NaNoWriMo even harder when we failed
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Thanks for SuprWhoLock
For cross stitch, knitting, and crochet
And for how Obama dropping the mic meant there was nothing more to say
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Thanks for stories in the tags
For smudged writing on your hand
And for how 3AM drunk posts got many more reblogs than planned
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Thanks for “beeves” and “snoteleks”
For warning that spoilers lay ahead
For how we’d whisper “just one more post”, but never go to bed
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Thanks for arrows to the knee
For letting us obsess
And for when we agreed to disagree on the color of that dress
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Thank you for the Science Side
For spoopy Halloween
For Canada, Australia, and for every place between
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Thanks for “okay, that sounds fake”
For so much lovely art
And for the way a well-made gifset can truly break a heart
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Thanks for the cute animal posts
For the cauliflower grandad
For the way that Denny’s posts made us think that they’d gone mad
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Thanks for “follow forevers”
For every eccentricity and quirk
And for what different people thought of as “not safe for work”
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Thanks for procrastination
For the celebrities we’d roast
For the loyal mutuals who reblogged every post
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Thanks for hiatus therapy
For “trying to find them in a crowd”
And for letting us tell the world the things we’d never say aloud
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So I said “thanks for the mammaries”
But what I really meant to say
Was thanks for all the memories that we’ve made along the way
Gah, that was heartbreaking.... & it's so sad how much of that will never be possible again...