My Life in a Blog

Sarah, 21, Canada

[roguescorner]

Hawke has two hands (and I am in love with both Isabela and Fenris) Based off that one image of Anne Hathaway from Twelfth Night u know the one lmao

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[shangheists]

[fandomrecycling]

There’s at least 12 prophets hiding on this site and I adore all of them

[chromolume]

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

[a-few-small-plants]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

[antirpg]

I'm glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[firstgrave]

ANYWAYS bi people aren’t “betraying” anyone by not immediately dislosing their sexuality to every single person they flirt with. acting like bisexual people have to out themselves to all of their tinder matches or some shit just because you, personally, have some weird and fucked up fear of accidentally dating a bisexual or whatever is something you need to get over on your own

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

Wow wish I had a cool gf

[innocentcitizenthings]

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

[yaoi-cthuwulhu]

U dumbass ur gf’s a witch, treasure her

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[left-reminders]

Damn good submission from @babydeermilk

[cherubf]

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

[duoduosion]

[catchymemes]

[dailydoseof-love-deactivated202]

LMAOOO

[writing-prompt-s]

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

[deadbonessinderhellaton]

You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.

[kitsnicket]

This show was the funniest fucking thing

[depsidase]

[lesbiansforboromir]

Could someone tell my why the FUCk we’re getting a video game called ‘Lord of the Rings: Gollum’ Gollum? Gollum??? You wanna play as Gollum!!?? fucking GOLLUM??? I don’t care how much you love Gollum as a character, does that mean you wanna play as him snatching babies from cribs and eating raw fish for 8 hours?? Are you SURE??

[penny-anna]

it is a beautiful day in the misty mountains and you are a horrible gollum

[lesbiansforboromir]

 …. ok I’ve changed my mind, game of the year 2021

[whitepeopletwitter]

[birble-bobble]

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

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