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cryptotheism

Attributes of a guy I saw in Los Angeles today:

- riding a bike

- shirtless

- late 40s

- massive back tattoo of the virgin mary

- full sleeves with icons of the saints

- wearing a dinner plate sized brass amulet

- amulet had a fist-sized green jewel

- ski goggles

twiststreet

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[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Morgan Barrett (@/ MorganBarrettX) on Mar 21, 2026 reading: Very LA moment:

An acquaintance had a beautiful golden retriever and one night he swore he saw his dog in a random tv commercial

We thought it was funny but dismissed his concerns

Later he finds out that his dog walker had started talking his dog to auditions without telling him and had booked multiple jobs /End ID]

cheaphalloweencostume

LA is so funny cause wym i just stopped at Chipotle and accidentally had a conversation with the producer of Van Helsing 2004 and got to tell him that im clinically obsessed with that movie and he was like “i’ll text the director that right now he’ll love that”

cheaphalloweencostume

i think a lot of you guys are vastly overestimating the celebrity status of a 65 year old editor producer of a 2004 movie who was picking up his own Chipotle in cargo shorts