too legit to quit

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Attributes of a guy I saw in Los Angeles today:

- riding a bike

- shirtless

- late 40s

- massive back tattoo of the virgin mary

- full sleeves with icons of the saints

- wearing a dinner plate sized brass amulet

- amulet had a fist-sized green jewel

- ski goggles

[twiststreet]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Morgan Barrett (@/ MorganBarrettX) on Mar 21, 2026 reading: Very LA moment:

An acquaintance had a beautiful golden retriever and one night he swore he saw his dog in a random tv commercial

We thought it was funny but dismissed his concerns

Later he finds out that his dog walker had started talking his dog to auditions without telling him and had booked multiple jobs /End ID]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

LA is so funny cause wym i just stopped at Chipotle and accidentally had a conversation with the producer of Van Helsing 2004 and got to tell him that im clinically obsessed with that movie and he was like “i’ll text the director that right now he’ll love that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think a lot of you guys are vastly overestimating the celebrity status of a 65 year old editor producer of a 2004 movie who was picking up his own Chipotle in cargo shorts

[biteybeast]

[jame7t]

(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!

[lpotl]

This has to be a top burn of all time.....

[roboco-san]

best ufo infographic of all time is currently on the front page of r/ufo

[roboco-san]

that's just a population map boss

[roboco-san]

losing it

[roboco-san]

what your data proves:

people see UFOs where people live

people are shockingly bad at identifying airplanes

[dat-soldier]

everything a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[connortron7]

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

[warningsine]

[weirdlandtv]

Alien sightings: illustrations of the Flatwoods monster (left) and other mysterious visitors, from a Japanese 1978 book.

[wayneradiotv]

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

[wayneradiotv]

you know what i meant

[mealwife]

[lpotl]

More internet archive treasures for the lpotl listeners. Art Bell and Coast to Coast collection

[pinkmaned]

happy birthday to the greatest tweet of all time 💖

[runningwithscarlet]