Became Ungovernable and It Sucked

I tried five usernames before typing up lubed up weirdo not expecting it to go through. It went through

[moonrisetowers]

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[apollos-boyfriend]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

[apollos-boyfriend]

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

[apollos-boyfriend]

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[apollos-boyfriend]

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

[apollos-boyfriend]

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

[apollos-boyfriend]

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[thememedaddy]

[niuniente]

In Finland, names are government controlled and they have to match the culture of the said family - for example, if I had a son, I couldn't name him Yoichi because I'm not Japanese but if the father of the son was Japanese, then our son could be Yoichi. The name has to also be appropriate, so for example me naming my son as Jeesus (Jesus) is not acceptable in Finland (unlike in Spanish speaking cultures. Again, would my husband and a father of my son be from a Spanish speaking country, then we would be allowed to name our son as Jesus).

Adults can't change their names at will either. A Finnish man wanted his middle name to be Lucifer and he battled about this with Digital and Population Data Service Agency (DPDSA), which makes all name decisions. The name was shot down because it was not appropriate name due to all the negative associations Lucifer has in peoples' minds. After 7 years, the man won the case and DPDSA had to give in. Since Lucifer has been legally accepted as a name (albeit a middle name), DPDSA shouldn't have any legal reasons to shot down applications coming from adults who want to name themselves Lucifer.

Foreign names are not accepted, not as first names or surnames, unless you or your spouse you marry/have kids with is from the said culture, like examples with Yoichi and Jesus. Business names are not accepted either. Surnames which already exists are not accepted as an option for you to change your surname in to, as all surnames belong to the said surname's family line members only.

You are allowed to suggest a name for your baby which doesn't exist yet but which wouldn't go against these regulations, like Jiri (sounds similar to an existing name Jari), Kaste (Dew), Kiti (sounds similar to an existing name Kati) or Lilja-Niitty (Lily Field).

This all not only to protect the official languages (Finnish, Swedish) but also to protect the children so that they are not named Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones and McNugget-Cattellynneah van CuteBaby.

Albeit it doesn't mean that Digital and Population Data Service Agency wouldn't accept names which sound funny while being all legal. I have met

- Elderly woman named Piltti (Tiny Baby, Toddler) - Baby named Ukko Mies (Old Man - Man, ukkomies as a compound word also means Married Man) - Son of an excavator operator called Kai-Veli (pronounced the same as a verb Kaiveli = He Dug Around).

[lubedupweirdo]

Sorry, the twins named Mario and Luigi that come to the library sometimes kick ass, and I will defend their Nigerian parents' right to name them that to the death.

No one cares that they're two African kids named Mario and Luigi. The ones that do either absolutely love their names or have the decency to keep their mouth shut about it. The other kids think they're the hottest shit around.

I knew a Frog growing up. My own name was a strong password in a language neither of my parents speak. Do you know who got picked on by other kids for their name? Billy-Joe, because he looked exactly how you'd imagine a six-year-old named Billy-Joe would look. Frog and I were only picked on by adults.

Posts like this just tell me you love being some theoretical kids' first bully. How many of you would look at my Welsh birth name and go "Oh great, a way to express my need to make fun of names I think are stupid that doesn't make me feel white guilt?"

[ouroborosorder]

I’m gonna level if my video game’s skin market had created an entire industry of exploitative gambling websites targeted at teenagers I think I also would rugpull the entire market without warning

[quaintpanic]

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

[quaintpanic]

[canisalbus]

✦ Papaver ✦

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[wizardarchetypes]

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

[wayneradiotv]

its really hard being a 5 year old assassin

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

[ajthebumblebee]

[afloweroutofstone]

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

[thefabfreak]

[juney-blues]

[canisalbus]

✦ Papaver ✦

[miiilowo]

i love thisvideo so much i keeptrying to replicate it and I can't. cheeseburger

[desolationlesbian]

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"

[hagiomoto]

[strangestcase]

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn't all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to "sane" people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It's like, when doctors are all "this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it's called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder" or "this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it's called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder" or "this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it's called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder" and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going "oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!" Do You See It

[strangestcase]

Enabling reblogs again due to popular request. But for the love of goth. behave

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]