LUBEMAN

21, Brisbane, Australia. I enjoy pizza.

[stolentweets]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[corn-fed-slut]

Oh ok,I thought I was having a stroke

[chessys]

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

[ratgrrrlz]

[lifeofcynch]

[xx-sikki-nixx-xx-deactivated202]

this just triggered a memory I didn’t know I had

[trynsave]

[ruinedchildhood]

[meerlichtz]

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

[meerlichtz]

Examples:

sir please stop eating plastic

sir do you really have to do this right now

sir *intense stare*

my good sir stop that right now

sir why are you just standing in the way

(warningly) sir...

please listen to me sir

(tiredly) sir please.

[animal-factbook]

[netflixz]

driving past your old elementary school like

[plaguedocboi]

In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[toastbutteregg]

what is with this cat

[barcoque]

[meanplastic]

THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[confirmance]

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

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[angelbabyspice]